to ask you to add to this thread...

[Valpollicella]

...and possibly complete the first ever MN romantic novel (Mills & Boon style)..

Rose-Marie looked down at her oil covered overalls and considered her aching muscles. She had spent all afternoon working on the old Merc for the local landowner and still hadn't managed to get to the bottom of the problem.

She slumped down at the small bench and greedily unwrapped her ham sandwiches....

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Oy! Where's Nico? Is Colin staying at his house??

...the breakfast bar and he took her eagerly from behind it and out into the garden.

"Its a beautiful new day", he whispered huskily into her ear ...

Nico, the devastatingly handsom houseboy, discretely cleared away the breakfast as colin pulled out of rosie's hot, throbbing, love tunnel.

the phone rang, shrill, breaking the moment...

..."Rosie!" came a deep gravelly voice, [it was Rosie's mobile] resonating with pure passion. "It's me! ....

'Dad', thebartone of Rose-Marie's father, The Reverand Percival Green brought her back to earth with a crash.

Her night of passion and morning of pure animal shagging were driven from her head by the realisationthat it was wEDNESDAY. The day she had vowed to enter the convent.

Maybe this was the answer....take orders, leave this sinful life behind?

...So this was what the dreamschool members,(more purile sniggering),had been trying to tell her.
She must make her choice now-to take orders or simply be taken. Hell, she thought,(for all of a nano second), she would follow her love of passion and pure animal shagging and lead the life of a wanton woman she was clearly meant to be.
There was just one problem...how to tell father...

About the operation

But before doing that, she decided she must go and have a good wash. All that shagging had left its mark...

But she couldn't just put the phone down on her ailing father after all these years to have a wash, so she made an enormous decision..

a short while later as she soaked in the aromatic waters of an aromatherapy bath, the jacuzzi bubbles, tickled her into reliving the night before. As colin, jamie and nico were all at work she had no choice but to pleasure herself.

as her breath came in gasps and her climax peaked, .....

she ummed, ahd and made non-comittal noises as the good reverend sermonised for three quarters of an hour...

Then, in the strange clarity that follows a good orgasm she replied....

Daddy I have something to tell you

'Daddy, I know you're going to be upset'

'cause i was always your little girl'

"but I'm not anymore, because..."

"I made a terrible mistake, and I got involved AGAIN with Jamie..

'mummy admitted on her deathbed that i am not your daughter, i am the lovechild of......

Rosie rolled her eyes as the wires crossed again, while the rev rambled on and the water grew stagnant and cold.

Ronnie Corbett!

The wind outside howled ominously.

"What's that, dear?" said the rev.
"Nothing Dad, just remembered how much I used to like watching The Two Ronnies with you when I was little. Now about that convent I was supposed to be going to today - would you be terribly hurt and upset if instead I went to..."

what had looked like a promising day was quickly deteriorating.