to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

Well, there is a bit of Le Pen and his ilk. But not nearly enough. Bring back hanging and flogging and mass Moonie weddings.

Oh what a relief. When the last thread closed I was forced to go and answer a query from a position of knowledge.

I hate that

What was it?

I have always felt that not knowing anything about a subject was entirely immaterial to the quality of one's opinion and/or advice. Indeed it often improves thus with a bit of imagination, flair and zest.

It killed the thread.

I much prefer bullshitting.

How are you Jins? You was away for a bit. We notice, you know.

I am very well indeed. I was away due to work, lack of time and drunkeness but only the drunkeness was fun.

I did miss everyone though. I pretended to be a southern belle quite a lot

Did you wear hoops and sip mint juleps?

I clean forgot my hoops and I sipped brandy.

I also forgot to gargle with eau de cologne afterwards.

But I did a fine job of flirting :)

For Hully in lieu of a wedding

For Jins for keeping the side up

For Gibbon so you have a dog to walk

For Mini hope you have a good break

For Riven I missed the swingers thread too!

Jins you sounded vair professional and highly intelligent

Anyone - how do I stop this thread slipping off my "I'm On" list?

(I seem t be on rather too many threads ...)

Put it under "I'm watching"

Thanks hully!

You alright?

Oh, and for Pag in preparation for the next adventure. Is that Capt Darcy you have with you?

For Umami taking over the world?

For Mimi testing the boys' stamina

Well! If you lot keep chatting and finishing threads while I am at work, you will never be married again. I've not offed a husband for months now.

Ooh, a book about meeeeee!

And for Jamie of course Psst! Would you like a cardie, girl?

I apologise profusely for the whole monkey shit thing. How uncouth of me.

That is a reet good likeness fluffy, although I am concerned that a pigeon may have crash landed in my hat, presumably distracted by the massive swell of my bosom age. Something I sadly lack in rl.

I have been called into ds1s school tomorrow. I need hat I think. I need to approach this as mrs rivers would. And it must be harder to say twat or cock monkey when poshly attired. I think

Umami = the taste of humans= humans taste of chicken = umami tastes of chicken.

Thankyou Princess, but I prefer a clean, unfettered look, know what I mean?

Squawk

What gives at yon school, Paggy?