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to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2011 15:56

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

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pagwatch · 20/01/2011 10:57

Thanks hully. And hullys mum.

There is a phone in on radio 5 at the mo about carers. People are amazing aren't they? I hope rivens story gets this issue more to the fore.

BeribbonedGibbon · 20/01/2011 10:58

widow you always make sense to me

Jins · 20/01/2011 10:59

Pag - I am a careful elderly type :(

15 years no claims I've got

It's daylight robbery. I need a less flash car!

pagwatch · 20/01/2011 11:00

Cafe of weirdness sounds perfect! we could do chocolate umami biscuits.

Ds2 would be fab in a shop. He would show you things but would refuse to part with them. You could all come and look at my merchandise but just put it back,right!

BeribbonedGibbon · 20/01/2011 11:03
Grin

I hope I didn't sound all gushy and stalkerish in my last post Pagster, I just don't like hearing you give yourself a hard time...

Hullygully · 20/01/2011 11:03

What car you got, Jins?

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Hullygully · 20/01/2011 11:03

Someone called me a Foamer yesterday. A Foamer!

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Umami · 20/01/2011 11:05

But what does it mean? Do I dare UrbanDictionary?

Umami · 20/01/2011 11:06

You like trains?

BeribbonedGibbon · 20/01/2011 11:06

I have no idea what a Foamer means?

Did they mean farmer as you like a nice welly boot?

Hullygully · 20/01/2011 11:07

It was in the context of "get orf you lezzer"

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Umami · 20/01/2011 11:08

Foamer: "When a male's penis is not erect, but completely down either. Usually occurs in between the two". Usually? But not always?

Umami · 20/01/2011 11:08

Ah. A reference to MAIDEN JUICE then?

Jins · 20/01/2011 11:09

Thanks Hully for the vision of me in posh and sporty cars.

Currently driving a little 4x4 but don't tell anyone. I'm tempted by a Mini though

Umami · 20/01/2011 11:11

Jins (and companion)

pagwatch · 20/01/2011 11:12

Foamer ?

What were you doing at that moment hully?

Jins must have a topless cougar surely?

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Gibb, don't be daft my little chocolate bourbon.

Hullygully · 20/01/2011 11:13

Joanna looks lovely, doesn't Jins look a little er, masculine?

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Hullygully · 20/01/2011 11:14

I think Jins IS a topless cougar.

re foamer, I was simply blowing someone a kiss, might have been Bupcakes.

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Jins · 20/01/2011 11:15

I knew I should have plucked my eyebrows

Hullygully · 20/01/2011 11:17

and the tache

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Jins · 20/01/2011 11:17

Oh I've given up with the tache. It's a nightmare

pagwatch · 20/01/2011 11:23

I have two strange pubic style hairs that keep appearing on my chin.
I am growing a beard or becoming a troll. Can't decide.

Hullygully · 20/01/2011 11:25

It is the famous VadgeMouth Syndrome, paggy.

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pagwatch · 20/01/2011 11:27

Shock and Grin

BeribbonedGibbon · 20/01/2011 11:34

being of Irish blood I am as hairy as a man.

I only get waxed when going on holiday and every waxer I have been to has been Shock when they have seen the way my bikini line and thigh hair meet to become one.

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