to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

Oh yes, a nice cuppa and perhaps even a biccy. Let's go mad. I want a McVities Ginger. Or a bourbon.

I have a cup of tea. And if you can wait a wee while there'll be some fairy cakes too. Most conducive to eurhythmy they are too.

Awa' wi' ye bourbons you decadent hoor ! Do ye not know this is a decent thread?

(haven't the foggiest about the dialect there. IPOATian, presumably )

Oh should it be the other lot then?

I'm having coffee. Tea is for First Thing. Then it's coffee all morning, about six cups, then tea at about four, then coffee after dinner, if out.

They are The Rules.

Quite a Wee Free dialect I shouldn't wonder.

Oh no Hully

Tea is for emergencies and trauma whatever time of the day.

I don't even like tea but tea is called for

Yes. We need pots of tea, cake and biscuits aplenty and comfy oversized chairs we can curl up in and shut the world out...

Draw the blinds girls and lock the front door.

Here's a cushion

Ah, I am a coffee in the morning person. Tea is just not right first thing. Then tea the rest of the day.

except when it's wine time obv

Well maybe a bit later when we feel calmer we can have a small sherry or a bucket of wine

Crivens.

Hully is my Mum. She has the same set tea/ coffee schedule. It confuses poor DH no end.

Frangelico in your coffee anyone?

Because it's all getting a bit normal

Creme egg?

He always had a certain something.

Hugenots. Those were the chaps.

Have they got raisins in?

No raisins for me please. They are too healthy. I just like chocolate on my biscuits

A plate of chocolate Hugenots it is then. I hope they're robust enough for a good dunking.

My dh is descended from the hugenots so my surname is French and very silky and swishy and lovely.

Please do not dunk me in tea.

What a great name for biscuits, Chocolate Hugenots. The biscuit that goes against the grain.

I know your surname ooooooooooooooooooo (ghostly noise), unless it is your dh's and you changed.

We could dunk you in espresso.

Der. You do indeed say it is your dh's. Tis bright and shiny, no?

'Ello Mme Pagwaché. Custard Crème?

Give her a squashed fly and have done.

Oh hully girl, you know all my secret.

It is prettier in rl as I can add zee accent with a flourish...paffff.

How are you hulls my little peach?