to say that you've gorn and done it again, IPOAT?

[Hullygully]

Weddings.

We.end.with.weddings.

Not monkey shit.

Right-o.

Hully shall marry Boris and together they will be swingers.

Mimi has a lurid affair with Didier, who loves her and treats her like a queen. Sadly, his love is unrequited, as Mimi's heart belongs to the Russian fellow who drove the troika.

MsMary continues her string of unconventional relationships after distributing some literature about the dangers of verrucae at the municipal swimming baths.

Pag's new relationship was looking promising, until circumstances forced her to use her rather elegant hat for unsavoury purposes, after one too many Babychams.

Mini secretly married a very down-to-earth chap in Austria. They go on regular double dates with Jins and Mr Jins (who likes mussels, beer, and walks on the beach).

Cheerful sticks two fingers up to society, and will marry one of her pupils just as soon as he is old enough.

Fliffy is busy island hopping in the Caribbean, spreading the love to anyone in need

James fins someone to help with the warring boys

And I hope to finally find happiness with a humble chap from Seattle. I really feel that we connect on a spiritual level, y'know?

(Hope that's everyone!)