to think this is the worst name ever given to a child?!

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Me & DH are thinking of baby names and I've just remembered a boy from my secondary school who was called Richard John Uren and got nicknamed Dick Toilet Piss, what where his parents thinking?!

NOT TRUE!!! please tell me that's not true!?!

Yes it's true!! At first it was just Dick Piss then people found out his middle name was John.... Kids can be so cruel!

I just looked up all the Richard Uren's on FB and there are a fair few LOL ... there is even a William Richard Uren!

Look how many Jenna Taylor's there are lol

Willy Dick Piss, oh no poor child!!!!

Charlie Ryan Adam Perkins. in my sister's class. (names changed to protect the innocent.

Drew Peacock. Name on a headstone.

Richard (Dick) Small. (went to school with my dad)

Beverly Cleverly (went to school with my stepmum.)

Chris Peacock was a guy in the RAF with my DH.. doesn't sound too bad til you run it together :D

My mother SWEARS she was at school with a Rhoda Horsey....

Well I have seen a Hugh Dunnett and a Lavender Basket....

There was a guy at my uni called Ewan King

First thread to make me actually LOL for a while :o

DH went to school with a Wayne Kerin

My dad used to work with an Anne Drew.

And I had a music teacher called Mrs Sharpe. Not sure what her first name was, but it began with a G. I kid you not...

My DH went to school with a Lovely Strange. Do I win??

Thinking about it, did she choose her DH based on his surname and the nominative determinism that would ensue???

My great uncle is, wait for it - Richard Head

Lad I went to school with had the surname Peacock and was mocked constantly for having a pea sized cock. A girl who went with him later confirmed that his surname was indeed appropriate, lol.

a woman down the road is helen mellin and a teacher at dc school is carol barrell

I went to uni with a Ewan Kerr, and I know a Jenny Taylor.

Oh and I used to know a Jo King.

Poor buggers!

I went to school with a Willie Dick and an Iona Wrench. What where their parents thinking?

I have also met a Gordon Bennet.

know pearl and sydney harbour. I taught with a richard Head and a Miss Kock.

My art teacher was called Gay Standing

My Dad swears blind that when he went to register my birth the man in front of him, who's surname was Pig, named his son...........Percy!!!! :o

I know an Ollie Day.

Heard of a dentist once called D.Kay.

My Geography teacher was a Richard Head :o

I know a Teresa Green

I love Beverly Cleverly and Ollie Day!

Came across an Anna Hannah the other week. It was her married name tho so nobody's fault.