to think this is the worst name ever given to a child?!

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Me & DH are thinking of baby names and I've just remembered a boy from my secondary school who was called Richard John Uren and got nicknamed Dick Toilet Piss, what where his parents thinking?!

Once met a Rick O'Shea... christened Richard but opted for Rick on his business card as he said it made him easier to remember. Since that was 20+ years ago... it worked!!!

I worked with a Petra Fried.

With the fad for kids' names that are just initials (TJ CJ etc) I give you - BJ.

Used to work with a guy who went into teaching with the surname Beer. The kids had a lot of fun with a Mr D.Beer - who promptly became Mister Duff Beer (from the Simpsons).

I was taught by a
Mr Hiscock now that was bad enough but then when he wrote his name including his initials it became

Mr H.A.S Hiscock - can you imagine the fun we had?

and DP went to school with a Wayne King.

There was a girl at my school (showing my age now ) she was called Kiki Kidd!
Honestly people just don't think do they.
I also know a Mr Wright Cashman, I wonder if he attracted money grabbers

I was at school with a James James. Now that shows a serious lack of imagination!

Two of my best mates at college had the surnames Money and Cash.

I worked with a guy called Willie Winkie here in Belgium - my colleagues couldn't understand why I found that so funny....

I once dealt with a witness whose children were called Beau Lock (a girl !) and Headley Lock

My sewing teacher was miss hemming and my music teacher was mrs sharp.

I knew a Peregrine Falcon at school and Christopher Moss (Chris Moss).

I was at school with Roger Mee. Poor soul.

Patients I have encountered through work include Wendy House, Smiley Smile and Lee Roi (any gamers out there should get why I found Lee Roi so funny! :))

I also know a Jo King.

Rillyrilly - at least you managed to work it out on your own - I had to explain Jenny Taylor to dh!

Went to a party once, didn't know everyone on my table.

Guy next to me, his name place said, Richard Head.

Don't remember much about him, other than his name.

There is a firm of solicitors called Wright Hassall.....

Also, we had a Doctor Butcher

I used to temp for wright Hassall - and DS's eye check was done by Dr Butcher (scooby doo music!)

Worked with a bloke callled Dick Slocock and I know a woman called Hazel Nutt

I knew (of) a Mary Christmas too, could be the same one if frgr's sister worked in a government office in London.

My dad was in the RAF with a guy called Woodcock, who could never understand why the (damn what's the RAF sergeant equivalent) kept calling him Oakhampton.

Oh, and we had two teachers both called Waters in my school - not related as far as anyone could tell. One was Mrs P Waters and the other was Mrs I Waters. Honestly!

Dad went to school with orsen kart.

I didn't believe him but we found him on Facebook.

When dm was a midwife she had to gently counsel Mrs Case against the name Justin for her pfb.

Went to school with a Daley Bus.

Where I used to live there was a butcher's shop named after the owner. It translated into English as 'Evil Butcher'. Always imagined him with corpses hanging up in his cold room.

I went on a few dates with Ewan King. (Many many years ago.) Wonder if it's the same one already mentioned?!

If his parents were set on the name they could at least have spelt it Euan.

Used to know someone called Vincent Vincent, knew someone through work years ago called John Uren