to think this is the worst name ever given to a child?!

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Me & DH are thinking of baby names and I've just remembered a boy from my secondary school who was called Richard John Uren and got nicknamed Dick Toilet Piss, what where his parents thinking?!

I know a Carole Carol - she must have loved her DH lots to marry him!

and a wesley presley - WHY!!!!!

PMSL at nicholas crotch

our ASDA has a jo king , I smile eveytime I see her badge, but I wonder how many times does she get the old line "you must be..." from people who think they are the first to say it!

Oh and my parents knew a Valentine Card

that is 100% true, I have just been trying to google that person

Husband has a friend called Paul Hunt, always known to his friends as Isaac

I had a surgeon called Mr Payne

I had a teacher called Clytaemenestra Longbottham, always referred to as Clittie Shortarse

My Dad knows someone called

Carina Park

Her initials are C A R Park.

She claimed her parents didn't realise.

OMG LOL LOL
So so funny
Thank you for making my day

I had a teacher at school called Diane Smith. Which was fine - until she went and got married one summer and came back as Diane Azure.

She so should have kept her maiden name for school - I don't think she ever lived it down.

I also knew a boy called Phil Mee.

Dikon Stainer was the worst name I've ever heard. He was Head of Marketing for HMV or something.

Bob Sherunkle is the funniest name on this thread. Made me laugh out loud

Russell Sprout & I also knew a Mark Hunt & a Wayne Kerr!

Friend's dad at school was Michael Jackson.

i once had a customer on the phone call Dickon Head and a Randy Cuntapay (he was american)

I know of a Christine Christmas although that is her married name!

We have a year 9 called Tekeila.

I know and Ivor Harden

Hugh Cumber

Love this thread

tigerfeet I know a wayne carr too, i wonder how many there are?

I used to have a primary school teacher called Richard Dick. He called his son Peter!

When I went to register ds2's birth, there was a list of unusual names given in the last year on the wall of the registrar's office. Among the usual Daytonas and Clouds, there was

Merriment Marmite Chocolat

Oh and my Dads best friend is Terry Towel. Poor sou!

I just remembered another one; I looked after a man called Randy Workman.

Bob Shrunkle is awesom!!

When I was a receptionist I checked in a Donald Duck.....his real name and I went bright red and was trying to hold my laugh in. He wasn;t amused and actually complained to the manager !

Victor D. Clapp

Bob Sherunkle was an entry in the BT Intranet staff directory too. People used to look him up all the time. Sadly he was the creation of the techies and not a real person. Even though he had a photo and everything.

I used to work with a Christopher Peacock whose nickname was Chrispy (he called himself Chrispy so obviously didn't mind)

I used to live up the road from a Julius Caesar and his son was also called Julius Caesar. I seem to remember they had a daughter called Julia too, but that could just be my memory playing tricks!

I went to school with a Gay Rae.