to think this is the worst name ever given to a child?!

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Me & DH are thinking of baby names and I've just remembered a boy from my secondary school who was called Richard John Uren and got nicknamed Dick Toilet Piss, what where his parents thinking?!

Oooh I know a Teresa Brown actually. Maybe that's in the winter then?

I've met a Theresa Green too! And I went to school with a Nicholas Crotch (what were his parents thinking?)

I know an Anna Spanner

DP works with Super (might be Supa) Jolly

hahaha thhis brightened my day :)

I used to work with an April Flowers

I know a Melanie Bellamy

my sister swears she works with a woman called Mary who refused to change her name upon getting married to her husband (Mr Christmas)

I know a Wayne Carr

and we once had a family GP called Dr Pillsworthy

and a priest called Fr Devine

I worked with a Tracy Spalacy

I once met a Dawn Kay, and knew a Richard Dick.

I used to work with a Shirley Knott (she was married!)
DH went to school with a Wayne Anchors.

Has anyone met......

Mike Hunt ?

nothing can be as bad as dick hitchen, was in a pub once and somebody had phoned to see if a dick hitchen was there of course the bar lady was shouting IS THERE A DICK HITCHEN IN HERE TONIGHT imagine the roars of laughter, i dont think there was a dry seat in the pub that night

I went to school with a Richard Head and I worked with a Gordon Bennet.

I also heard of a girl called Ophelia Cox - but I don't know if that was true or not.

Charlie Ryan Adam Perkins - I don't geddit

I used to fancy the pants off a Mike Hunt at school. Sadly, he hasn't aged well.

Brainmash - C R A P

I met someone called Owen Owen. Why would you do that?

I know a 3D modelling artist called... Dusty Rhodes

Dusty is his original first name
I've never been able to ask him what his parents were on for fear of being rude/laughing

There are school textbooks for Chemistry up here in Scotland written by the late great Norman Conquest (absolutely true).

Apparently he named his dog Hastings - also true.

On the same theme - Frederick Ulysses Charles Kelly.

Or the twin sisters my dad taught, whose surname was Boob....

There are school textbooks for Chemistry up here in Scotland written by the late great Norman Conquest (absolutely true).

Apparently he named his dog Hastings - also true.

oops - what happened there??

fanny craddock just sounds wrong