to think this is the worst name ever given to a child?!

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Me & DH are thinking of baby names and I've just remembered a boy from my secondary school who was called Richard John Uren and got nicknamed Dick Toilet Piss, what where his parents thinking?!

One of my teachers was Michael Michaels. I know a Jenny Taylor and a Richard (Dick) Carver as well. Some people really don't think/notice.

family member called theresa leavy.

spanish teacher called miss england and her best friend is called miss ireland. when they visited spain, the passport checker person took them into separate offices and questioned them both. he didn't believe they were genuine names.

also, i know a girl in school whose surname was connor. she had a baby boy and called him connor, but it was ok because when she got married his surname would obviously be changed

also had a customer in previous job called Phylis McCracken. she insisted we call her phyl.

greenbananas was that in Cheltenham? If so I know the same Mike Hunt!

When I was at school the head was
Mr Titley, deputy was Mr Head and the headmistress was Mrs Alcock

oh the fun we had with Tit, Head and Cock

I know a Richard John Thomas!

I know of 3 children:

Lionheart Bentley

Jolly

Valentino

Siblings, I hasten to add!

My plumber is called Mike Hunt.

There is an acupuncturist in the Yellow pages called Dr.Pang. Car panel-beater I know is Mr. Dent.

Kitty - I know Fanny Hyman as well, although she got married and changed her name. Same one I hope ?

at "Henrietta Man"

I worked with a Wayne King. And friend's mum was Jo King.

Worked with Michael Michael as well. He was the 6th child in his family and assumed his parents had run out of ideas at that point.

Eileen Honour Organ, Belle Bell - both mum's school friends.
Ingo Dimmock - local gardener.

I've also known a Donald McDonald. As well as a Robert Robb and a Thomas Thomas.

WHY?

Have also known catholic priest Fr Sinn, surgeons Dr Pain and Dr De'Ath and a gynaecologist Dr Bush.

Taxi for Mike Hunt is our quiz name(sometimes).
Just to embarrass the bar staff

a doctor friend of mine swears he has seen a child patient whose name is Abcde . Pronounced ab-sid-ee

My husband went to uni with a chap called Ping Pong Stanley Wong. I swear this is true.

Boy in my class - BJ Cox.

I know a recently christened Rogan Joshua

I bought my last house from a guy called Chris Peacock. I didn't think twice about it at the time.

My Dad went to college with a bloke called Randy Horning

took me ages to work out Jenny Taylor

Ooh remembered another Sue Mee. Why for the love of god?!

SumfingNew I knew Lionheart and Jolly (can't be more than 1 family with both those names)

There is someone where I work called Robin Hood. Everytime I see it on the staff list I think it's a joke.

At school I felt sorry for a girl whose surname was Grocock and my sons RE teacher is Miss Holyland.

The 'big' boss of the company I work for is Joe Kerr, and you are meant to take him seriously how?!

I knew a Heidi Lowe at school (during the 80's when the sitcom Hi-De-Hi was popular).