to think this is the worst name ever given to a child?!

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Me & DH are thinking of baby names and I've just remembered a boy from my secondary school who was called Richard John Uren and got nicknamed Dick Toilet Piss, what where his parents thinking?!

My mum knew a couple whose surname was Wyllie. They chose the name Iona for their daughter, but luckily someone talked them out of it before they registered the birth.

My DH used to have a work contact called Gaye Cox.

I have also taught several children where the surname is the same as the first name, or only one or two letters different. Possibly a cultural thing as none of the children were of British origin.

I worked with a Richard Pullar. He tried (unsuccessfully) to get people to call him Rich.

Went to school with Nicholas Hymen. Got a good book by Nicholas Dykes.

Ooh, I?ve got another one. Kid at the school I used to teach in - Romeo Shakespeare!

GENUINELY my other half works with a John A Wanker.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

I heard of an elderly lady called Andrewetta Dick.

As if Andrewetta wasn't a bad enough first name her poor parents had to lumber her with that surname.

Sadly for her she never married nor changed her surname.

Justin Patient

John John

both true, I worked with them

I used to know a Lew Rowles

We have a friend who dated a girl called Lotta Coch, (pronounced lotta cock). She was German - and very pretty too!

We always joked that she had a brother called Ivor Biggun

Penny Thrift

I also know a Beverly Assman. She is married but chose to keep her surname.

what's wrong with Anna Rak?

sorry annarak

I know Donald McDonald too.

We know Bea Sting and a Robert Sole (R Sole).
I went to school with a Richard Holder who was always beeing teased.
DH went to school with someone with surname Bonner which was fine until they had an foreign substitute teach who pronounced it wrong!!! Poor guy has never lived it down.

I used to go to a nursery where there was a child (I think girl but not 100% sure of that) called Suet Wing Venus (first 3 names, cannot remember surname).
Outrageously unusual names is one thing but Suet?!

I had a teacher at school called Gay Peni ....

I had a teacher at high school called Mr Answer.

Also went to school with a Karen McBarron

My Mum went to school with a Terence Farrington and they would call him Tarts Farts.

A friends DH works for CAFCASS and he has told of a few corkers,
Sisters Rosie and Lacey Curtain
Jack Daniels
Benson Hedge
but the best one was Chlamydia Hooker
They are all real.

Erm, my name is Uren.

Knew that'd kill it