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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to dump a SMALL WILLY!

290 replies

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 13:55

Bit of backround for you, this is a fairly new relationship, he's a nice guy and wants everything i want from life but AIBU...... to finish with him because his willy is too small for me to get any satisfaction Blush

Ive been in relationships in the past where they have had sexual problems/issues and it's soul destroying, i've also had very satisfying sexual relationships so i know what it can be like.

Opinions please.............

OP posts:
KnitterNotTwitter · 03/11/2010 13:56

Is he no good a giving head?

Fernie3 · 03/11/2010 13:57

Confused how small is too small
I have only ever seen one up close but i was under the impression that they did the same no matter what....have i been grossly misinformed???

Faaamily · 03/11/2010 13:58

Does he have sexual problems/issues, or a small willy? They aren't the same thing at all, so slightly confused by your OO Hmm

Also, is this relationship offering anything else other than sex? If you are after him for a mindless shag, then perhaps dick size is important. But if you like the guy for other reasons and were thinking of a relationship, I think you'd be very foolish to drop him over something so trivial.

Faaamily · 03/11/2010 13:58

OP, rather

ChickensHaveNoLips · 03/11/2010 13:58

Explain 'small'. With approximate measurements.

Chil1234 · 03/11/2010 13:59

YANBU.... Sex is important and if he's not ringing your bell (for whatever reason) then it's a non-starter. Go with your first reaction.

LoopyLoops · 03/11/2010 13:59

YABU.
How derrogatory is your OP? Are you seeing him, or only his willy? End him for that if you think it's a deal break, but please refer to him in more respectful terms.

Imagine if a man said "Should I dump the fishy minge?" Hell to pay.

curlymama · 03/11/2010 14:00

Have you actualy done the deed with him yet? are you sure the sex will always be crap?

If so, YANBU to finish with him.

But if you haven't tried it yet then YABU.

Thinking back to two of my ex's, the one that was hung like a donkey was crap in bed. It was just too big to to anything other than bully my cervix. The other guy I'm thinking of was well below average, but somehow it hit the G spot perfectly. Very nice.

But somewhere in between would always be my preference.

tinierclanger · 03/11/2010 14:00

Your thread title is a bit unpleasant. You do realise there is a person attached to this bit of genitalia, don't you? Would like to see the responses if a man posted the equivalent thread...

BooBooImpaledOnBrokenGlass · 03/11/2010 14:00

Presumably there is a man attatched to this SMALL WILLY?

tinierclanger · 03/11/2010 14:01

X posted with loopyloops.

Hedgeblunder · 03/11/2010 14:01

If you're attracted to him otherwise I'd try and make a go of it- but it doesn't sound like you want to.

WhatsThatDuckDoingThere · 03/11/2010 14:02

I don't think you'd BU to dump him for it, but for god's sake don't tell him that's why!

BitOfFawkes · 03/11/2010 14:02

I remember Shiney getting pasted for this once

noddyholder · 03/11/2010 14:02

Lets hope he is not asking his mates whether your boob size should be a consideration in whether or not he continues the relationship Hmm

ShirleyGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2010 14:03

Faamily. I am crying at your typo hahaha.

Faaamily · 03/11/2010 14:03

He could be on 'Dadsnet' right now asking if he should get rid of the your baggy fanny...

Faaamily · 03/11/2010 14:03

lol

typos galore today!

GunpowderTreasonAndSNOTSleeves · 03/11/2010 14:04

pmsl, imagine the title on Dadsnet

"AIBU to ditch the wizard's sleeve"

doublechocchip · 03/11/2010 14:04

yanbu he obviously isnt floating your boat so get rid. I do think though if you really really liked him you'd find someway to accomadate that, best just finish it now!

narkypuffin · 03/11/2010 14:05

Dump him. Bad sex is a perfectly good reason to finish a relationship.

muggglewump · 03/11/2010 14:05

Sometimes small is just too small and nothing can be done about it.
YANBU.

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 14:08

He is not very good at going down on me, no.

Fern- yes i'm afraid you have lol, i have been with men with various different sizes and size does make a difference, sorry!

As i said, other relationships have had problems, this one is just too small. I am looking for something long term with him which is why i am worried about this and if i am going to be able to put up with a less than satisfactory sex life permantly.

Ok, as a rough guess i'd say 4 and a half maybe!

OP posts:
BooBooImpaledOnBrokenGlass · 03/11/2010 14:08

Have you actually broached the subject with him?

ShirleyGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2010 14:09

" if you really really liked him you'd find someway to accomadate that"

I think lack of accomodation is the opposite problem here.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm in a funny mood today. Sorry.