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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to dump a SMALL WILLY!

290 replies

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 13:55

Bit of backround for you, this is a fairly new relationship, he's a nice guy and wants everything i want from life but AIBU...... to finish with him because his willy is too small for me to get any satisfaction Blush

Ive been in relationships in the past where they have had sexual problems/issues and it's soul destroying, i've also had very satisfying sexual relationships so i know what it can be like.

Opinions please.............

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gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:00

you can't fill ANY space with 4 and a half inches

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QueenOfTheNight · 10/11/2010 21:00

Quite right expat How many men would try so hard, be patient and be saying 'she just doesn't do it for me sexually but I'll keep going and try a, b and c again and again cos she's quite nice really.'

NONE! So why do we put up with this 'must be nice and give him a chance to do better next time shite?'

And who the feck wants to spend the next 40 years playing with a vibrator cos their bloke is a crap shag?

expatinscotland · 10/11/2010 21:09

Applauds Queen of the Night.

Life is too short for crap sex if sex is important to you, and there's no crime in sex being important to you (or not).

tyler80 · 10/11/2010 21:16

"you can't fill ANY space with 4 and a half inches"

You say that but I'm sure i read that average length of a vagina is 4 inches

expatinscotland · 10/11/2010 21:19

My life's been a lot of toil: I've been pretty poor financially for most of my adulthood and had much bad luck on this front and in the man front until about 10 years ago.

So I figure, at least I don't have to work really hard at sex to get off.

I am too lazy to have to only do it in certain positions to have an orgasm through intercourse because his willy's too small.

Sometimes I just want to shove a pillow under my arse and let him do all the work.

gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:29

if the average vagina is 4 inches how the bloody hell do some very lucky women get their 8 inch dps inside them??! Hmm

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tyler80 · 10/11/2010 21:30

I believe it can stretch to accommodate and I imagine that women vary in size in the same way that men do

sixpercenttruejedi · 10/11/2010 21:31

tyler80 - that didn't seem right to me so I googled. You're right, but now my google search history looks dodgy. Blush

gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:31

nonsense! stretch is quite different from double in size.

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QueenOfTheNight · 10/11/2010 21:31

Baffled. Are some of you really saying that the OP should put up with crap sex and a small cock just to bag a 'nice bloke'?

Like that is going to last!

sixpercenttruejedi · 10/11/2010 21:33

btw gobbledegoop, YANBU

gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:34

omg, i stand corrected! sorry!

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tyler80 · 10/11/2010 21:34

Which bit do you think is nonsense?

Average vagina is 4 inches
It can stretch
Some women have bigger vaginas than others?

expatinscotland · 10/11/2010 21:35

Just dump already. Move on. Tell him, It's been fun, but this isn't working for me. That's that. It's not you're married or living together or that.

Oblomov · 10/11/2010 21:35

Funny what Expat wrote about not gagging on willies. You have to use you hands.
But the thing is I really like it, when it makes me gagg.
Have I ever admitted on Mn that dh's willy is never the same size ? Honestly it can vary alot. And over the years i have never worked out why.
But at its smallest and biggest, it makes me gagg. And rather than avoid it, I like it alot.

yeah , yeah, I know I'm wierd.

expatinscotland · 10/11/2010 21:37

Some women have bigger vajayjays and so desire a larger cock. Others just like a larger cock.

Some prefer more money, a 'nice' person, a guy with all his hair, etc.

It's not working, you're sexually incompatible, you're not in a committed relationship.

So move on.

gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:38

Well i dumped him today but am still enjoying the debate!

Thanks especially expat and queen to name a few for making things a little clearer Smile

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JingleTits · 10/11/2010 21:38

so OP whats the out come, have you "let him go to find a smaller hole" lmfao or are you stiill "sticking with the small willy" lmfao! come on tell all!

expatinscotland · 10/11/2010 21:39

I used to not bother so much if I gagged. But I was horribly sick and vomitted a lot with all my children and now I have a really strong gag reflex.

gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:40

Haha jungle, yes he is now free to find a smaller hole!!

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gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:41

jingle even lol

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expatinscotland · 10/11/2010 21:41

And next time, don't feel pressured to give someone mercy sex. Just say no. As my gay friend Eric told me, 'The world is full of men with nice big cocks.'

gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:43

yeah and they're all gay or married Grin

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JingleTits · 10/11/2010 21:44

Xpost there gobble lol well done you! Now go find a very large cock and have fun!!! hehehehe Grin

gobbledegoop · 10/11/2010 21:51

there is a man attatched to that you know Wink

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