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AIBU?

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Original poster

to dump a SMALL WILLY!

290 replies

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 13:55

Bit of backround for you, this is a fairly new relationship, he's a nice guy and wants everything i want from life but AIBU...... to finish with him because his willy is too small for me to get any satisfaction Blush

Ive been in relationships in the past where they have had sexual problems/issues and it's soul destroying, i've also had very satisfying sexual relationships so i know what it can be like.

Opinions please.............

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Heracles · 03/11/2010 17:08

Are you sure it's a small willy or do you perhaps have a mahussive love wallet?

I'm not helping, am I....?

Seems a good enough reason to finish it to me if it's causing you problems.

naughtymummy · 03/11/2010 17:15

Also wanted to say just because he is 35 doesnt mean he is very experienced, have you asked about his past experiences ? How is the relationship otherwise? Does he know you are not satisfied? Does he care? Yes the best sex I ever had was with someone with a very small willy, sadly there were other problems( not in bed) but I still remeber those nights fondly .:)

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 17:21

I haven't asked directly 'how many women have you slept with' but i do know he has had one long term relationship which ended around a year ago and several short relationships and/or dates etc. I would have thought that should be plenty of experience?

Yes HERACLES, you have rumbled me... my love wallet is mahussive. Problem solved cheers! hahaha (that was sarcasm btw, for those of you that want to start telling me about pelvic floor exercises Wink

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Oblomov · 03/11/2010 17:22

I think we all know thta OP is going to dump him anyway.
But I am intrigued as to what you think the average size willy is ?
4.5 is average according to some reports. others say 5 inches.
I had a huge one once, sure it was 9-10 inches, and I just couldn't cope with it, at all.
Do all the men you guys all date/shag/amrry have atleast 8 inchers then ? Is thta what you consider to be normal size ? becasue i don't think it is.

gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 17:24

lmao Gobble, dont know what your still doing on here, go excersise them muscles!!!!

Original poster
gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 17:26

I am Wink
hehe!

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expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 17:26

I missed this! How did that happen? Oh, yes, BT fucked up and I was without net for most of the day.

YANBU.

I always dumped small cocks. Narrow cocks, too.

A tongue is not a penis. It doesn't make up for a nice, thick sausage.

I like about 8 inches and with a nice girth.

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 17:27

ZZZZZZZZ OBLOMOV, really can't be bothered with a rant about the average size penis thanks. If you read the entire thread properly you would see i'm not being greedy!

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gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 17:35

I havnt been with many men as i got married quite young but im happy with DH size and would still be happy with an inch or so off but 4.5 average??? I think id be Hmm if he was that small. Im sure theres people out there that are happy (although i really cant understand why) but i know i wouldnt so i deffinatly think Gobble is NBU.

I think 6 is probably average but i prefer more,hmmmm maybe i should start some excersizes too Grin lucky for me DH is ok in that department! lol

Original poster
gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 18:06

pmsl at EXPAT... well actually i'm not cos i do my pelvic floor exercises Grin

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 18:09

sounds like you are a very lucky girl, GELFLIN!! Wink

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Oblomov · 03/11/2010 18:12

boring you OP ?

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 18:17

You make your own luck. Don't stay with small cocks if it's not your cup of tea.

I like a larger willy with girth because it can penetrate more deeply and I happen to orgasm from that.

So small ones just don't do it for me.

If a man came on and said someone's minge didn't do it for him and it was a very new relationship, I'd tell him to move on and find someone else.

Ditto if a person who likes giving and receiving oral sex who is with someone who doesn't like oral.

Hell, I've dumped guys who were into 69 and weren't willing to just do oral on me without it or vice versa because I find 69 boring and I can't concentrate on my own orgasm like that.

We all have our dealbreakers.

simonedeboudoir · 03/11/2010 18:25

Ok it's time for me to share something with the group

A few years ago, I ended up in bed with someone I really fancied. Quite pissed. Put my hand in his trousers, as you do. Felt around for some time, after a while started to panic that I couldn't find the thing.

Assumed I was so pissed I was rummaging around in the wrong place.

But no, I had stumbled across it in my fumblings, but drunkenly dismissed it as a v small bollock.

I kid you not, it was that fucking small. It must have been about an inch and half in length, and perhaps half an inch in width.

And no, it was not in the least bit satisfying.

I feel fine about sharing this because although the sex was crap due to his miniature member, I still really fell for him. The bastard dumped me for someone else 6 months later in a v insensitive way.

thesunshinesbrightly · 03/11/2010 18:27

Dump him

Mousefawkes · 03/11/2010 18:28

expat - I am with you on this one, I like big and beefy thanks.... (and strangely BT fucked my internet over the weekend too!)

4.5 inches is the norm? Really?? Erect or flacid?

gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 18:32

Hahahahaha SIMONE!!!! Nearly wet myself at your comment Grin cant believe you went ahead and had sex still!!!! I would have ran a mile, just as i would if it was 9 inches long!!!! hehehehehe

thelunar66 · 03/11/2010 18:42

Is anyone else doing involuntary pelvic floor exercises whilst reading this thread? I'm finding it quite tiring.

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 18:44

simone, i'd have bailed on this guy, not mercy fucked him. i'd have pretended to fall asleep/pass out, said i suddenly felt sick as i'd drunk too much, whatever.

i once climbed out a bathroom window rather than mercy shag a maggot todger.

gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 18:46

Love it Expat!!! Grin

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 18:47

thankfully i hadn't given him my mobile number.

i climbed out and ran to a taxi rank, telling everyone in the queue why i need to queue jump fast.

they let me!

scottishmummy · 03/11/2010 18:48

if is a deal breaker for you -then yes.wont grow bigger will it

Scaredandalone · 03/11/2010 18:52

When I was v young I was extremily drunk and had a a one night stand. We were stood in a dark back alley and I assumed I couldn't find it because it was dark and so gave a nervous giggle the boy looked at me in disgust and said that it was horrible to laugh only then did I notice that it was the size of a finger. He then stormed off.
I was so mortified I have never spoken of this event.

I also had a boyfriend who was over 9inches and when drunk we decided to do the deed I saw it and drunkenly said 'I want sex not to feel like I am giving birth' he laughed and said he would stop if it hurt at any time.

There are ways around this problem op if you are willing to find them and work for it Smile

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 18:55

You had a lucky escape, Scared :o.

Scaredandalone · 03/11/2010 18:57

Probably I felt really bad though Grin