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AIBU?

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Original poster

to dump a SMALL WILLY!

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 13:55

Bit of backround for you, this is a fairly new relationship, he's a nice guy and wants everything i want from life but AIBU...... to finish with him because his willy is too small for me to get any satisfaction Blush

Ive been in relationships in the past where they have had sexual problems/issues and it's soul destroying, i've also had very satisfying sexual relationships so i know what it can be like.

Opinions please.............

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Chil1234 · 03/11/2010 14:50

If you need outside help deciding if a relationship could work then it's odds-on that it couldn't. You know in your heart if something's working. You also know if it's doomed to failure... much as you'd like it to be otherwise.

I lusted after a particular man for years and when I finally got him to myself and we kissed...... nothing. Nada. Zip. Sexual tumbleweed. It was such a pity but what can you do?

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 14:53

Larry, i would not wish to test out your (so called) 8 incher if you paid me.

Disclaimer: i never take money for sex btw... if anyone does then that is their perrogative!

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scaredoflove · 03/11/2010 14:53

and if I had started seeing a man and he felt my orifice is too large (4 babies) then he is also at liberty to not pursue the relationship. I wouldn't want to be told why but if he felt sex wouldn't work - then good on him

larrygrylls · 03/11/2010 14:54

Gobbledegoop,

I have zero intention of paying you. Though there are plenty of well endowed gigolos that you could pay.

wouldliketoknow · 03/11/2010 14:55

i am with larry, if this was a man trying to judge us all on the size of our boobs, we would be defensive too, great grace for refussing to participate in the game, larry...
personally i don't see a difference with the weight thing, so some of you wouldn't get in a relationship with someone lovely but overweight, right, only size 0 people can enter relationships, and beautiful, looking like models, fgs!

op, how old are you?,

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 14:55

Well said SCARED, thank you.

Very helpful also CHIL.

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littletreesmum · 03/11/2010 14:57

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 15:00

Big boobs are not necessary for overall sexual fulfilment. And why are people still going on about weight when that has nothing to do with this post.

I'm 30, not that it's relevant.

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happiestblonde · 03/11/2010 15:02

I think you need to dump the man along with the willy...

Or buy a massive dildo for when he's out.

wouldliketoknow · 03/11/2010 15:02

you are just looking for excuses

your age not neccesarily relelvant, just curiosity

TheEvilDead2 · 03/11/2010 15:03

I think some posters have put it very well. If at the early stages in a relationship it is already a problem... it is going to be a problem.

She isn't married to the guy and he just had some disfiguring accident and lost half his penis. She knows that isn't what she wants.

Some men won't date women with small boobs or a bit too much excess weight. IF they aren't sexually interested that isn't an issue. (i do think if you are with someone for 10 years and they gain weight it wold bshit to dump them for it too)

I have too much excess weight and some might say that the girls aren't as big as they could be. BUt I would hate for a man to "try" and be interested in me because I'm actually a cool person. My Dh does fancy me, he knew I was chunk when he met me, and we are both very happy with me and my body.

SHe won't do the guy any favours by staying with him out of pity.

SkeletonFlowers · 03/11/2010 15:03

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 15:04

We have tried various positions to no avail.
Also tried one of those vibrating rings but it didn't seem to help however, we were very drunk that time so that may have had an effect.

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TheEvilDead2 · 03/11/2010 15:05

that wasn't entirely coherent. Hopefully you'll still get the picture though!

Rapscallion · 03/11/2010 15:05

I have been there before too, Gobbledegoop, and I can tell you, it's SO heartbreaking when the guy you have been wooing/dining/charming for weeks turns out to have an acorn as opposed to a oak tree...

I didn't handle it too well though...

I decide 'tonight's the night', we go out, have some posh nosh, he comes back, we go to bed.

Rooting around (as you do) I think "Hmmm, where is it?" To my horror I see a tiny little finger length erect thing sticking up at me - all on a 6 foot 6 frame of a man! It was one of the worst moments of my life! All I could think about was "My son's is bigger than THAT!"

You have my sympathies.... x

larrygrylls · 03/11/2010 15:06

TheevilDead.

That is where I agree with you. She should dump him and give him a chance to meet someone with different values.

Meanwhile, when, a few years down the road, she has had a couple of kids, put on a couple of stone and is busy BF, Mr 9 incher will be finding his pleasure elsewhere. Fair enough, really.

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 15:07

Thank you EVIL, i understand where you are coming from. Good advise, i will do that.

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wouldliketoknow · 03/11/2010 15:07

gobble, if it doesn't work, doesn't work, and nothimg will make it work... just be honest to the guy and tell him, this relationship doesn't work for me, i need that magical connection, sorry. if you haven't been together for long, not big deal.

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 15:08

Pmsl at RAPS Grin

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 15:11

And fyi, i have got children LARRY.

I know what is important to me, a loving relationship with a good sex life thank you very much.

I am also not looking for 9 inces... i'm not greedy!

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TheEvilDead2 · 03/11/2010 15:13

lol don't be greedy [gron]

MumNWLondon · 03/11/2010 15:13

if you want to make the relationship work buy a kegel 8 and use it twice aday. its tightens everything up down there and it might be enough to solve the problem?

scaredoflove · 03/11/2010 15:13

"Meanwhile, when, a few years down the road, she has had a couple of kids, put on a couple of stone and is busy BF, Mr 9 incher will be finding his pleasure elsewhere. Fair enough, really."

How is that comparable?? I am a larger lady, I have been known to wear shapeshifting undergarments, I'm pulled in and pushed up. If I went to bed with a newish man and he wasn't happy with the more wobbly naked me, then he absolutely has the right to walk on. No different to me wanting a large penis on my partner

TheEvilDead2 · 03/11/2010 15:13

Grin even!

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gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 15:17

tightness isn't the problem, he can feel all sides which is why he doesn't last very long but it doesn't reach far enough to hit the right spots on me (sorry tmi)

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