to dump a SMALL WILLY!

[gobbledegoop]

Bit of backround for you, this is a fairly new relationship, he's a nice guy and wants everything i want from life but AIBU...... to finish with him because his willy is too small for me to get any satisfaction

Ive been in relationships in the past where they have had sexual problems/issues and it's soul destroying, i've also had very satisfying sexual relationships so i know what it can be like.

Opinions please.............

IME, and it's way more than 10 men :o, Eric was right, and they weren't gay or married (well, some were bisexual or had had sexual relationships with men in the past and some were separated and no longer living together).

thank you, i will indeed keep you informed on my quest for a mahoosive cock to fill my
humungus perfectly normal sized fanny

Ahhh expat I think I love you and your friend Eric!

I despair at women putting up with shite sex just cos it's not 'ladylike' or understanding/caring enough to want or demand better.

LOL at me telling him! I think it's just as well you've finished it - how did he take it? Stoically and in a "I'm not really that surprised, this always seems to happen to me" fashion?

I said "it's just not working for me."
He said "ok, can i ask why?"
I said "you're a lovely man but there's no chemistry."
He said "fair enough."
And yeah he did come across a little unsurprised but he was well restrained lol. Good for him!

LMFAO at the posts ! gobble & expat & gelfin & queen you are dead right to want sexual fulfilment!
You're not some 17 yr old trying to keep a man happy, you know what you like and how you like it ! I worry more about any woman that gets to the age of 30 and doesn't know how to be satisfied in bed!

I disagree on the size issue though, coz IME after being married to an 8 incher for 10 yrs and getting very good (so I thought), albeit, occasional sex, to my current bf who is say a 6 incher, and from day one has had the ability to give me multiple orgasms, every time . as someone posted before, some people just fit! without the compatibility and sexual chemistry you have nothing more than friendship.
If more men and women were honest about their sex lives and didn't just put up with shit sex there would be less likely hood of someone doing the dirty and ruining the lives of the people they claim to love so much.
I hope you have fun finding the man that fits just right and when you do I hope you're way to busy to let us know how you're getting on!!!! lol

Oh Dear, I knew I was going to have to comment,

If a bloke is pumping and pumping and all you can feel is air going up yer 'Jack & Danny' it will end in tears. You will fart out of your front bottom, yer pelvic bone will feel like you have been on a bike for the first time in 25 years and it's all gone wrong. He will be sweating and feel all manly and you won't be.

If you really like the bloke, can't you get a strap on?

xbaby, i hear what you say but 6 inches would be lovely... he was 4 and a half!!!
I will keep you updated hehe!

Mrs, if i wanted to do a strap on i would be with a woman cos i'm damn they sure wouldn't half as much trouble as men, unfortunately though, that doesn't float my boat! lol

Cheers everyone!

hehehe i love how this thread carries on, gets funnier the longer it goes on!

As the old proverb says
"Long and thin, goes further in"
But!
"Short and thick, does the trick"

Lucy

Owww..........it seems this thread has ran out of fuel, was one of my fav.

Yes, it's gone all limp :o.

guess there's only so much you can do with a 4 and a half incher eh? haha

Indeed! And if the owner of it isn't prepared to try then there's not a lot the recipient can do!