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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think that size DOES matter???

143 replies

dogdaze · 20/07/2010 21:14

in your DH/DP's trouser department...

OP posts:
Ladyanonymous · 20/07/2010 21:15

Only if you are really really unimaginative

catinboots · 20/07/2010 21:15

YANBU

LynetteScavo · 20/07/2010 21:16

Only to a certain extent.

LeQueen · 20/07/2010 21:17

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secunda · 20/07/2010 21:17

Yes there are limits, either way

UndertheBoredWalk · 20/07/2010 21:17

I think mostly it doesn't matter, but there are extremes where it is def an issue!

So yanbu? or maybe being a little bit u?

dunno

LeQueen · 20/07/2010 21:19

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catinboots · 20/07/2010 21:19

I know for sure I would definately choose 'larger than average' over 'smaller than average'

SloanyPony · 20/07/2010 21:20

It matters to an extent.

Too big is no joke. Too small would be equally no joke. What is too big and too small is in the "eye" (so to speak) of the beholder ...

smokinaces · 20/07/2010 21:20

Unless it is to an extreme, YABU.

I've been with huge, I've been with small. I've got off everytime as long as they know how to use it (and their hands )

NarkyPuffin · 20/07/2010 21:20

Of course it matters. Girth in particular.

EnglandAllenPoe · 20/07/2010 21:21

horses for courses.

if you are a woman who wants a big willy, no amount of other stuff will change that.

catinboots · 20/07/2010 21:22

AIBU in thinking that people who think OP is BU have a DH with a small dick?

Oblomov · 20/07/2010 21:25

what measurements constitute big or small ?
what is normal ?
can you please be specific. in cm or inches please.

I did have such a biggy that it was more-often-than-not very painful. so thats no good.

HecateQueenOfWitches · 20/07/2010 21:31

I think it matters a lot.

tethersend · 20/07/2010 21:32

Size doesn't matter at all.

Well, not once the inevitable hollow feeling of bitterness and resentment kicks in.

MoonUnitAlpha · 20/07/2010 21:34

Either extreme is no good.

HousewifeOfOrangeCounty · 20/07/2010 21:34

in my experience the men with big ones aren't very adventurous and the sex is a bit dull, so give me smaller please.

slushy · 20/07/2010 21:36

I think it matters I had a partner once with a huge one I saw it and said that is not coming anywhere near me I do not want stitches. We were both very drunk and spent about 30minutes laughing about it.

colditz · 20/07/2010 21:38

not half as much as men think it does.

smallish is just fine unless the person is inexperienced, then it can be dull. However, a big monster winky is painful, and not wanted. technique is 99% of success/

ShirleyKnot · 20/07/2010 21:39
colditz · 20/07/2010 21:40

And I agree that big willied men are often lazy. They have a "there it is, have fun with that" attitude to their tackle, that really isn't justified.

Malificence · 20/07/2010 21:41

I'd agree with the others who say that too small or too big is a problem, with too big being the worse I imagine - fancy not being able to have really hard deep sex because your cervix is getting battered!

I'd say that average to large is perfect, I have no idea what size that would actually be as I've only had experience of one man (my DH), but in my limited experience I'd say that he was average to large, nice and girthy, I certainly wouldn't want him any longer though.

QueeferSutherland · 20/07/2010 21:42

I guess it's relative, but IMO,yes it matters.

More than we tell blokes it does.

AnyFucker · 20/07/2010 21:43

anybody wanna place a bet that OP is a bloke with a small willy ?

OP...it don't matter, technique is where it's at!

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