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to think that size DOES matter???

143 replies

dogdaze · 20/07/2010 21:14

in your DH/DP's trouser department...

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mayorquimby · 21/07/2010 10:04

Suppose it's up to the person in question.
It's all subjective.
As a man there's certain traits in a woman which, if absent, I wouldn't consider being with them so I'm not going to complain about women having their own criteria.

TiggyD · 21/07/2010 11:25

Too big or too small would be a problem for me. I've tried too small. Gave him a blow job and his pubic hair kept getting up my nose.

Too thin AND too long isn't a problem. Just fold it in half before you use it.

twopeople · 21/07/2010 11:27

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Fizzywinelover · 21/07/2010 11:44

another of my exes had a 'button on a fur coat' and that was it really.

But he sure knew how what to do with it.

TiggyD · 21/07/2010 11:47

Draw a happy face on it?

Fizzywinelover · 21/07/2010 11:51

You know though, (not to inject a sense of gravitas or anything) if you love the person, it really does not matter.

Thankfully. MY DH puts up with all sorts with me and my body.

BarmyArmy · 21/07/2010 11:56

What Mayorquimby said. I think it's the relative sizes of male and female parts (or male, if that's your thing) that matters (because it's the friction generated that helps, no?).

Some women like X size, some like Y size.

Simples.

babywrangler · 21/07/2010 11:58

Yes it matters.
Technique sure, but when you're too tired (and worried about waking a baby) for anthing but a lovely quick vanilla shag, a good fit is vital.

babywrangler · 21/07/2010 11:59

Anything

ReasonableDoubt · 21/07/2010 12:04

Doesn't really matter to me. I think I would struggle with an absolutely ENORMOUS or very tiny one, but I really am not fussed about size otherwise (and DH, if you are reading this, yes you are every well endowed ).

I think it's important to put it in perspective, too. They are human parts and not much people can do about what they are given. Would you like a man commenting on the size of your fanny? Probably not much.

FellatioNelson · 21/07/2010 12:10

I've had a really great time in bed with someone who was very small, because he was just so sexy and erotic in every other way. Then again I've had a crap time with someone else very small because I just didn't fancy him enough to start with, so sleeping with him was a bit of a leap of faith, and discovering the tiny dick was the nail in the coffin (ahem ) for me.

Have only ever experienced those two small ones. And only ever one so large that if I'd have been sober enough I might have actually got up and gone home to moment I clapped eyes on it. It was good, but God did I hurt in the morning. I would find that very hard to live with long term I think.

In my (not too) limited experience most people are nicely average, and inventiveness and an unselfish lover is by far the most important thing.

SirBoobAlot · 21/07/2010 12:12

All depends on how they use it...

HecateQueenOfWitches · 21/07/2010 21:25

Or if they use it.

BettyisNOTBlu · 21/07/2010 21:31

It does matter I think, in a horses for courses way. I did spend a long time trying to have sex with somebody who, unknown to me (at the time!) had a huge penis. It was not good.

I'm sure he's making somebody else very happy though!

Angelcat666 · 21/07/2010 22:08

@ TiggyD

Tbh I'm more interested in how good 'he' is with his tongue

seeyoukay · 21/07/2010 23:55

Of course it matters. You want a man with a tiny cock. That way you get to borrow his flashy sports car.

14hourstillbedtime · 21/07/2010 23:58

seeyoukay that figures... my DH's best friend has (apparently.... ) the World's Biggest Cock and he drove, correspondingly, the World's Most Beat Up Car

solo · 22/07/2010 00:06

Mayorquimby, please spill the beans

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 22/07/2010 09:18

Ooh yes MayorQ tell us your criteria, please?

mayorquimby · 22/07/2010 11:28

I'm not sure I dare on a womens forum.
It's all well and good you denegrating us small cocked men in the name of light-heartedness. I have a feeling if I return the compliment in cold black and white text there will be little left for the vultures after I've been torn limb from limb.

solo · 22/07/2010 12:38

But we never get any insight into 'what men want in a womwn', so please do tell.

solo · 22/07/2010 12:40

or even what they want in a woman.

expatinscotland · 22/07/2010 12:46

YANBU.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 22/07/2010 12:52

Pencil dicks are awful, I have experienced one or two in my time.

Too huge also not good, although better than too small.

DH is very blessed in the trouser department

LeQueen · 22/07/2010 13:08

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