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to think that size DOES matter???

143 replies

dogdaze · 20/07/2010 21:14

in your DH/DP's trouser department...

OP posts:
PosyPetrovaPauline · 20/07/2010 21:44

yes it does...

thin knobs then

sunny2010 · 20/07/2010 21:47

It matters and women that say it dont matters are stuck with a man with a small one

OrmRenewed · 20/07/2010 21:49

Please define what is small and what is big.

In my admittedly limited experience I have found the best to be the dick that belongs to the bloke that makes an effort. Hung like a carthorse doesn't work if that's all that's on offer.

LaDiDaDi · 20/07/2010 21:50

Thick and shorter better than long and skinny imo.

AnyFucker · 20/07/2010 21:53

< ahem >

my DH is very average in the trouser (size) dept, thankyou very much

technique ?..now you talkin'

Horntail · 20/07/2010 21:53

it matters . when one option is a pencil dick

sunny2010 · 20/07/2010 21:53

I am greedy I want big, loves oral, and always believes in the lady cums first. Hence why I met my husband and got married at 20 lol

I have always had a high sex drive even after babies and all other of lives stresses and I do think it comes down to him having a large one and always putting my pleasure before his own in bed. It also makes you less stressed, not really argue and stay really loved up even if you have been together years. People underestimate the importance of good sex and I will admit that for me big is one of the factors that make it better (at least I am honest)

AnyFucker · 20/07/2010 21:55

I have only known one pencil dick in my life

it wasn't good

skidoodly · 20/07/2010 21:57

PMSL @ tether

Well said

Gigantaur · 20/07/2010 21:59

only if you are talking extremes.

in average terms then no, it is more about technique than size.

but of course given the option of a 3 incher or a 9 i know which one i'd jump on choose.

OrmRenewed · 20/07/2010 22:02

Feeling a bit concerned for DS#1. He's such a lovely lad but so far not well-endowed.

HerBeatitude · 20/07/2010 22:03

Size doesn't matter one iota if cunnilingus is forthcoming frequently and competently.

You can have one the size of a peanut if you go down on me every time.

AnyFucker · 20/07/2010 22:04

aww, it will, orm

it is very unusual for blokes to have small willies

I have known a lot of willies < ahem > and only one of them was less than average

Gigantaur · 20/07/2010 22:04

orm i worry for DS too.

he is very much un blessed in the pants department. yet another area in which he follows in his fathers footsteps.

electra · 20/07/2010 22:09

YANBU

I also think that after vaginal deliveries it matters even more!

I have a friend who's been unlucky enough to have 2 boyfriends with 4 inch willies. One of them got turned on by being told he was small

For me, though the width is equally, possibly more important. I think I've been lucky - I agree with AF, it's not that usual for guys to be small.

hey, does anyone remember the thread on here where a MNer talks about her experience with a man who had a willy 'like a peperami'??

AnyFucker · 20/07/2010 22:11

well, electra, I do wonder if women who make such a fuss about only liking big'uns actually have a problem in the fanny dept

bucket fanjo anyone ?

SpottyMuldoon · 20/07/2010 22:13

Girth is important and when you are masturbating a man it helps if it's not so short that it keeps slipping out of your grasp. So, average size is about 5-6 inches when erect? That's fine, 7 at the most. Anything more is just intimidating. Girth-wise I'm thinking something like a rampant rabbit is ideal. Actually, if you Google rampant rabbit pics there's the blue Ann Summers one which is ideal girth and length to the ears. Am I being unrealistic?

Like I said - it's been a while.

AnyFucker · 20/07/2010 22:15

spotty...you've been overthinking it

electra · 20/07/2010 22:16

Well I suppose the thing is that if you can't feel anything you're not really compatible. Having children does make a difference. For me it hasn't been too much of a difference but I suppose it all depends on other factors too.

SpottyMuldoon · 20/07/2010 22:16

Heh, I know. It's been 4 years....

Actually, it hasn't bothered me at all up until the last few weeks.

foureleven · 20/07/2010 22:18

Well, as others have said if it is extreme in either way then physically yes it matters.

Otherwise for me, no it doesnt matter. But its like anything youre attracted to - if you like big willies then one on the smaller size isnt going to do it for you mentally.

Its probably like men wanting big breasts or small breasts or curvy women Vs slim women.

SpottyMuldoon · 20/07/2010 22:24

I agree that technique is probably most important of all. Argh, I shouldn't have started reading this thread.

I'll have to get something more discreet though. My bedroom is not private at all with two teenagers in there all the time 'borrowing' my hairspray/deodorant/tweezers etc.

Should I start a thread for 'personal massager' recommendations?

RedFraggle · 20/07/2010 22:25

Agreed on the pencil dick (urgh) being awful.
Also, huge can be very intimidating and my own experience was similar to Colditz statement, attitude was 'I'm so huge I don't need to do anything else'

Another vote for average / large (but not too large)

AnyFucker · 20/07/2010 22:25

yes, spotty, could be fun

foureleven · 20/07/2010 22:30

oh AF, I read your post without reading SpottyMuldoon's and read it as 'Spotty could be fun'

Eww I thought, who would want a spotty cock?!

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