to think that size DOES matter???

[dogdaze]

in your DH/DP's trouser department...

411,

I see no-one is owning up to a bucket fanny...

Brillian spottymuldoon

I hope you typed it all with an extremely straight face

Agree that average is fine, girth is the most important aspect for me, and pencil dicks are awful. Had the misfortune to encounter one, was like being poked by a not very large finger

TBH timing is more important for me - once went out with a chap who went on for ever but not in a good way.

although was very productive in mentally writing the shopping list . . . . . .

I'm going to be unhelpful and add that my cock can be whatever size is desired. Bring it on!

hogshead -i had one of those once

not good for my self esteem!

No of course not - from a woman who's dh is hung like a donkey

YANBU

Luckily for me, Mr Bangbang is truly blessed in the trouser department.

no one has complemented their dp on his spindle?

I had a fling with a bloke who had a monstrous cock, just huge. I ended up with cystitis each time I slept with him, so for the sake of my poor battered nether regions I had to knock it on the head. So to speak. Also had experience of a poor chap who was so underendowed that I couldn't be sure he was even in there! Dh somewhere between the two and that suits me fine.

I think size is really important! I've had big and small, and I like big! Mind you, he also knows what to do with it!
Orm, don't worry, my DS has just hit puberty, and he has definitely filled out IYSWIM!
So much so I need to bleach my eyeballs after he streaks past after a bath!

tethersend

It's important. But they have to know how to use it too.

size matters...no one really wants a 3 incher do they.....or a pencil dick...but its also about techinique

Orm, I've been thinking the same about my Ds recently. Poor future DILlad.

YANBU I have encountered very small and very large. Big is best - as long as it is takeable iyswim. What is the point of of a 2in cock even if it grows to 4ins??

Most women need at least 7 ins and a good girth to know its there. Especially after giving birth to a head measuring well, head size I suppose.

Can I be extremely, extremely crass and say I am glad DS takes after his dad in the trouser-department (seriously.... I have been 'complimented' on DS's, um, appendage, by other mums).

Big is nice, bigger is nicest. Lucky future DIL/SIL

dont talk rude

Anyfucker raises (hur hur) a valid point. Can you imagine a thread about the size of women's fanjos. 'Gawd it was like sticking a sausage in a barrel'

Now wouldn't that be outrageous.

Interestingly - Penis size is (like most things) not inherited from one parent but is inherited from both parents.

kills thread

Abusive ex was so small that I was never sure he had hit the target. As a Public Service Announcement to everyone... saying 'Is it in yet?' does not make for a good coversation afterwards.

But, too big is a problem also. Bashing against the cervix is just no fun.

Oh, and psml at 'bucket fanny'.

A phrase I have heard is 'It's like waving an arm in a barn'.

Can you imagine a thread about the size of women's fanjos.

not on Mumsnet!

though can you imagine man1 'oh its like a wizard's sleeve...'.

man2 'but you came anyway, right???'

Man1 'Oh yes...'

generally as men = guaranteed orgasm every time and women = not, if a woman states sincerely that a larger or at least normal size appendage is required to get her off, she ought to be taken seriously...