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to think that size DOES matter???

143 replies

dogdaze · 20/07/2010 21:14

in your DH/DP's trouser department...

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EnglandAllenPoe · 22/07/2010 13:25

hecate

surely mayor you realise that there are pleny of women who prefer..well, other means of getting off other than penetrative sex?

and plenty posting on this thread?

it's like men and boobs...some men really hanker for big boobs, some don't care, some prefer small...a man saying he prefers small matters not to me when i have a man who likes ..Mine.

EnglandAllenPoe · 22/07/2010 13:26

LEQ

sincitylover · 22/07/2010 13:36

ooh lequeen used to have that convo with a RL friend - we had the theory that the larger man had more power to his thrust IYKWIM

I prefer average (have had pencil dick and also eye wateringly large) but even on the average spectrum don't you think that some fit better than others.

One of my bfs was the perfect fit and it made me very very happy

LeQueen · 22/07/2010 13:50

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FindingMyMojo · 22/07/2010 13:51

too small - they do tend to be more adventurous, but after a while it like 'for fucks sake I need a good SHAGGING'

too big - they tend to be a little bit pleased with themselves and so lazy re other parts of lovemaking. Also I wouldn't want to face that every day.

inbetween - just perfect.

YANBU size does matter (long term)

LeQueen · 22/07/2010 16:05

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expatinscotland · 22/07/2010 16:18

Too right, LeQueen! Too right.

I had that once, 'It's not the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean.'

Yeah, well, you can't go out to sea in a dinghy.

LeQueen · 22/07/2010 17:25

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expatinscotland · 22/07/2010 17:54

I once encountered a maggot todger, and I climbed out of a bathroom window rather than go the whole hog (I grabbed my bag and pretended I was going in there to put in a diaphram).

Not one of my finer moments, but by that age I was beyond giving out mercy f*cks.

LeQueen · 22/07/2010 18:08

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expatinscotland · 22/07/2010 18:28

Oh, I've already been raked over the coals of MN hell for my unwillingness to entertain small willies.

LordPanofthePeaks · 22/07/2010 18:38

is it Friday already??

Curious it would be to have a 'her vagina is smaller than I thought it would be' discussion with chums around a pint or two.

Or to respond with "it may be a small one but she doesn't half know what to do with it" type of thing.

Sn0wflake · 22/07/2010 18:42

It's not as important as having the right chemical reaction and head space. And love of course. Ahhhh

Having said that my DH is generous and it is a bit painful sometimes....

expatinscotland · 22/07/2010 18:47

Small dick = dead chemical reaction. Cancels out all 'head space'.

Love?!

Oh, please. Do you buy shoes without trying them on first to see if they fit?

LordPanofthePeaks · 22/07/2010 18:48

Has anyone come on this thread yet and said "my dp/dh is pretty small/tiny in the todger department and it is a real problem as I just don't get turned on my it.."

Yo uall seem to be residing with donkey danglers, yet averaging out this can't be the case.

expatinscotland · 22/07/2010 18:49

Probably because such poorly endowed people never made it to the status of 'D' partner or husband .

expatinscotland · 22/07/2010 18:50

Or they are ex's. Or bad memories.

LordPanofthePeaks · 22/07/2010 18:51

Harsh but fair.

Sn0wflake · 22/07/2010 18:54

Well yeah you have to try them on to see if there is the right chemical reaction and love.

I have had all sizes and enjoyment doesn't increase with size.

Sorry to be very mushy but I do think it's all "in his kiss" boop boop de boop.

iamfabregasted · 22/07/2010 18:56

Its not the size of the wand but the magic in it.

PosyPetrovaPauline · 22/07/2010 22:21

no - really - it IS the size

the magic makes me hurl

LeQueen · 22/07/2010 23:05

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KerryMumbles · 22/07/2010 23:07

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Onestonetogo · 22/07/2010 23:20

YANBU! Average or a bit larger than average are ideal; small just won't do, I've had my fair share of small dicks, I'm sorry if it sounds shallow (no pun intended, etc) but for me a small willy is a deal-breaker.

LeQueen · 23/07/2010 15:30

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