to think that size DOES matter???

[dogdaze]

in your DH/DP's trouser department...

What defines small and what defines "donkey dangler" in feet and inches.

yes amother - what inchage are we talking here?
And yes KM, vaginas are hilarious things, but unlike willies usually, they change size and condition as the years and children go by.

i thought that though his todger stays pretty much the same, changes in blood flow caused by age can reduce the size and uprightness of the erection?

so actually, both sets of private parts are doomed by age...(although he's never going to have to pop a sprog through his)

When you say vaginas change condition, what do you mean? Wetness, texture, what?

Oh fuck it at what age do erections stop being so upright?

i thought 60 somethings got erections that were usable, but needed pointing in the right direction?

I don't want to get graphic, but surely lots of erections, 60 year olders or not, need pointing in the right direction?

i was just thinking that

me too !

I think she means that as you get older your erection is less north-facing. Teenage boys and twenty somethings have erections that touch their stomachs, thirty somethings are at 10 minutes to 12, as it were, 40- somethings are at quarter to twelve, and so on, until eventutally we are pointing south(ish)!!!

That's not right FN - plenty of 20-somethings have their erections at 15 past

it's not the size and shape of a nob, it's the balls getting saggier with age so they hang between the legs that makes me shudder.

I like a pair of firm shiny pebbles, not two damp sponges in a sock!

omg fartytowels - I dont even look at a guy's balls

Incidentally I "dated" a man with a wanger like a roll of wet wallpaper. I measured it while he was asleep - 22 cms.

Got on my bloody nerves, he lasted for ages, just poking away my cervix in a very unimaginative way for 20 minutes until I felt I had to swallow to put it back in the right place.

He thought that all it took was a massive phallis, he was crap.

He wouldn't reciprocate orally either. Big twunt.

oh electra, pop them both in your mouth and hum "Darth Vaders' march from Star Wars" and they'll be your friend for life.

sorry I meant Imperial March

...don't want to make anyone testicularly confused!