Dion jump in the car and come to mine for lunch, one more won't make a difference. Might be turkey and gammon sarnies anyway if I don't get some veg peeled.......
Have got the meats on, and made gravy yesterday. Thank fuck for that twat Jamie Olivers get ahead gravy. Did I tell you the nightmare morning I had? Woke up at 8.30am to a text from oven engineer saying he was on his way. Dove out of bed and speed cleaned the kitchen from DHs cooking a steak the night before, was half dressed and doorbell goes so let him in in my nightie and jeans while discreetly getting the empty beer/tonic cans in the recycling. Sorted him, went to put s load of washing in and washing machine absolutely dead as a dodo.
Pulled it out to check plug was in properly, cleaned the filth at thr back of it, generally fucked about for 45 mins then decided it was fucked so got on phone to extended warranty company to book a repair.
45 minutes later finally spoke to someone, explained problem. She said to try a different plug socket for washer. Got DH to pull it back out, dragged an extension lead out as it would reach anywhere else and washing machine worked. So was socket not machine.
Then got a load of washing in, phoned HA to arrange for an electrician to come out. After another 30 minutes on the phone booked an appoint for Thurs. Then 10 minutes later a phonecall to ask if they could come in the next hour as were local a d no jobs. Agreed as it was better than having extension lead dragged across kitchen. Put washer onto drain, dragged wet washing out so we could get to back of it and let them in.
Dragged machine back out, they tested socket and dead as a dodo. Electrian asked where on/off switch was, I said it didn't have one. He said it must have. Then I remembered the one on the opposite wall. Next to extractor fan. Which DH had used the night before for cooking our steaks.
Useless, dopey twat had turned washing machine off. 3 hours of my life fucking about on NYE morning because DH fucked about with switches and I was too fucking hungover to check properly. Fml.
Electrician found it funny, how we laughed. Cunt.
Welcome Easily and Pringle. I would like to say I will be sober and dry today. The reality is I have a bottle of wine in the fridge and as soon as it gets to 12.30 I am having a glass or 2 to get me through the rest of the day feeding my mam, my aunt, cousin and her wife, my ndns and the rest of them.