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what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

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MrBricolage · 23/02/2010 17:11

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

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persephonesnape · 25/02/2010 13:01

Marry Russell Brand. Cheryl Brand.

UnquietDad · 25/02/2010 14:06

Or Gary "whatcha talkin bout Willis" Coleman from "Diff'rent Strokes." Then she would be Cheryl Coleman and would only have to add stuff in by hand on the tattoo, record sleeve, etc.

SerenityNowakaBleh · 25/02/2010 14:24

Would also assist in making sure those "racist" slurs don't come back. Or any shortist slurs that may arise in future.

Babyonboardinthesticks · 25/02/2010 15:26

So what are all these deletions on the thread about? Were they racist and if so how can people criticise her class (she grew up very very close to where I did but in a very different world). Chav and criticising the poor if you substitute race you see how there are some types of discrimination we seem to tolerate as a society and others we don't.

Anywauy if she can walk away without financial claims that will help her image and that of other women too. I'm assuming her assets are fewer than his and income but I might be wrong.

SuSylvester · 25/02/2010 15:26

no they were misognystic and very unpleasant

UnquietDad · 25/02/2010 15:31

It was some teenager messing about.

SuSylvester · 25/02/2010 15:32

i hope

Jenski · 25/02/2010 15:34

There are definitely more worthy people in the world to worry about....

Babyonboardinthesticks · 25/02/2010 16:17

I still don't believe in censorship though. I am sure we can cope to read things. Freedom of expression is more important. We're strong women not pathetic Victorian creatures whose ears need to be covered up by nasty stuff.

SuSylvester · 25/02/2010 16:18

he was describing hwo he would kill her xenia?

ok
and not in a haha way

Babyonboardinthesticks · 25/02/2010 16:34

I see. Even that is an interesting issue. Someone was prosecuted for planning and writing on line about how they wanted to kill some famous person. I can certainly understand a web site deleting posts they think might annoy other posters or break the law. But the issue of what the law should let us write about is an interesting one and the line is often drawn too strictly in my view.

pollmeister · 25/02/2010 16:34

Go away and never darken our telly/airwaves/media/whatever again.

I just dont get the 'love' for this averagely attractive, untalented girl whom is seen as a role model FFS!

Anyway I heard she was shagging Kieron Dyer whoever he is (another bleedin' footballer of course).

I have no sympathy for anyone who marries a cock-for-brains footballer (ie all of them).

mayorquimby · 25/02/2010 17:04

"I'm assuming her assets are fewer than his and income but I might be wrong. "

I'd imagine they're significantly less than his but her future earnings are potentially greater.

Babyonboardinthesticks · 25/02/2010 17:45

I wonder if it counts as a short marriage - put them in the position they were at the start or long. Probably in between but if he has helped her earn what she earns now morally the payout perhaps should be from her to him if we believe in payments between spouses at all which is really an old fashioned concept.

kitchensinkdrama · 25/02/2010 18:29

Toughen up. Drop the 'nations sweetheart' act and remember you are a little scrapper with a conviction for assault on a toilet cleaner who says you have a problem with Black people. I am sure it will help you through you divorce from Ashley...

scottishmummy · 25/02/2010 19:01

stop dragging your life detritus around.
sack the publicist.
lose the doe eyed boo hoo look
be more circumspect.please!
never give your name up again.

spokette · 25/02/2010 21:27

Don't whack anymore Nigerian toilet attendants - they work for pittance

Go back to obscurity where you belong because you really have no talent of substance other than self-promotion

If you must maintain your sleb position,
take pity on the public and don't release anymore of your awful cacophony that you parade as music

If you insist on releasing more dross, at least learn to sing

If you still find your are incapable of singing a note in tune, at least learn to mime. Surely someone with your limited intelligence and talent can learn to mime in time to music

Take elocution lessons

Find something of substance that you are actually talented at other than self-promotion and narcissism

Stop judging people who have far more singing talent in their little finger than you will ever have

If at all possible, please disappear because you really have nothing to offer the music industry other than dross.

hf128219 · 25/02/2010 21:30

'Find something of substance'

I don't think we can accuse her of failing at that one.

spokette · 25/02/2010 21:38

Fall in love with the person, not the size of the wallet

batwoman79 · 25/02/2010 22:00

I would imagine She has more money than him

BTW loving the dont release more songs type posts

fanjolina · 25/02/2010 22:05

oh yes hf. she found something of substance by Britannia Leisure Centre, didn't she

thecoffeelady · 25/02/2010 22:41

I think maybe we should stop judging a person that we don't know. If this woman was one of our friends or a neighbour we wouldn't be so vile about her. Leave the poor girl alone to rebuild her life.

kitchensinkdrama · 25/02/2010 22:42

Oh, and please stop miming like a little pop puppet.

scottishmummy · 25/02/2010 22:45

ashley has more dough than the big haired batterer (but not mebbe after she raids it for hair extensions,lip gloss and spoony sunglasses)

kitchensinkdrama · 25/02/2010 22:47

You sound like a very nice person, very pc.
But if we stopped judging people we don't know, we would not be able to make decisions about basic things like who to vote for, in general elections or indeed x factor.

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