what advice woudl you give cheryl cole? ( on divorce)

[MrBricolage]

and moving on
from watching one close to me it would be

"when you think you are thinking straight you arent" give yourself a LOT of time

Pick a new surname. Brand or no brand, Cole has to go.

Reverting to Tweedy would NOT be best career move....

Pick a new surname. Brand or no brand, Cole has to go.

Reverting to Tweedy would NOT be best career move....

So insightful I will say it twice I tell you.

get that MrsC tattoo removed it makes you look branded and agricultural - big mistake

Disappear for a bit and come back with a bang Britnay style.

lequeen lequeen lequeen, more dish from the pr side please! i do find it hard to get my head round all that stuff, wasn't tomkat a fiction as well? and yet they do seem to get on...

choose new surname?

revert to tweedy and never renounce your name again for a man

Definately get Peter Andre's number and if you don't want can I have it please!!

I'm confused. According to this thread Ashley Cole and Simon Cowell bat for the other side but are some implying that Chezza is a lezza

Well, all I can say is, all this shit would never have happened if she'd married me

And there are millions of men up and down the country saying the same... So maybe she'll learn something from that.

Doubt it, though.

And in 15 years' time, the next Cheryl Cole - who is currently a 10-year-old schoolgirl showing an unhealthy interest in crop-tops and Galaxy FM - will come along and make the same mistake.

I also think we need to pick a new surname on her behalf. Miss Tweedy sounds like a spinster piano player from 1930's. Mrs Cole was not much better. Would help her reinvention as strong powerful newly single goddess. Can't think of one though.

Mrs Cheryl Unquietdad. Perfect!

she has a surname,she stupidly gave it up. big mistake

get your name and life back
dont date bawbags who hump anything that moves

She could marry Will Ferrell. And be Cheryl Ferrell.

Seriously? No Tweedy for spinsterish reasons cited above. I suggest:

Just "Cheryl". One name like Kylie or Madonna.

UQD - are you able to give her what she wants though?

if we are going for this 1word thang
conceited vapid criminal

cheryl ferrell.

tis brilliant. thanks UQD .

Cheryl Feral even.

This story has entirely passed me by but I will ask one of the more celeb-focused among my team to tell me about it tomorrow. But personally I think someone with that much money and that young should go off and do something bloody useful for a change.

Go off to India or somewhere and do some proper charity work, get perspective on what matters. One marriage breaking down, is frankly not the end of the world or even your small bit of it.

And whether or not there is any beardyness going on, I don't think anyone outside the couple really knows what goes on in any marriage. My closest friends were stunned when I left my first husband 'but you seemed the perfect couple' etc. Absolutely wrong but appearance is one thing and reality can be very different.

Upgraded husband version two far superior too

oh dear

You're up late on a school night sugarteets85

or marry Simon Cowell cos the she'd be Cheryl Cowell - which would sound the same in her rough Byker accent.
And she'd save herself the cost and agony of getting her "Mrs C" tramp stamp removed.