What's you best, really tenuous link to a sleb?

[liath]

I am in awe of all these people who have met loads of celebrities and have interesting stories to post about.

It got me thinking.......the closest I have ever got was when I was young Tilda Swinton's mum & dad used to let me ride on their estate and one day I patted Tilda's old pony.

And that's it!!

Anyone else got equally tenous sleb stories (and yes I am very bored....)?

My BIL was married to Terri Dwyers sister

I once asked Philip Schofield for a kiss and he said, 'no' .

But I did kiss Ashley Paske (?) from Neighbours.

Bill Oddie once told my ex-h to piss off

well if we are talking Leadmill, David Hirst, Carlton Palmer and Chris Waddle have all danced in my proximity

I was an extra on Grange Hill

I sat at the next table to Simon Mayo in Pizza Hut once

I went to school with Joe Shaw, actor son of martin shaw

I love this thread, finally I have something to contribute!

Oh yes, I once sold a jumper to Robert Hardy

Oh yes, I once sold a jumper to Robert Hardy

I went to secondary school with Simon Pegg (I was a runt of a 1st year when he left though ) but we did have the same completely mad drama teacher so I am even more shocked that someone from our school got anywhere in acting!

Only once though

My dad made a suit for Joe Brown!

Sean Bean went to my school.

(He is much older than me though)

My cousin went to school with Kylie and dated her.

Bernard Cribbins once had a go at my dad on a plane because my dad's air conditioning was 'blasting us all behind you'. Yes, those little round things with a puff of air like a mouse fart. Cribbins is now banned in my family. However, he lives in the same road as PIL

Dara O'Briain was on our flight to Dublin a couple of weeks ago with his wife and babby.

I was the mother's help to Charlotte Rampling's cousin.

Do I win??

I have a distant relative (who I've never met) whose dw works for a very well known magazine and apparently she is buddies with Marc Jacobs (the fashion designer).

My mum's best mate's mum used to go out with des o'connor.

I snogged Floella Benjamin's nephew.

Gustav Holst taught at my school (upping the cultural sleb marker!)

David Hare's daughter (also Nicole Fahri's stepdaughter) was in my class at said school.

I once stood in an airline queue (the baggage one) with Ulrika Johnson

Ooh and I went to school with Kevin Keegan's daughters

My daughter's Godmother's mum went to school with Marc Warren.