Lynn, these are sex people!

[OneHangryHiker]

I only wanted to join the parents association at dds secondary school to make some friends.

Turns out, if I wanted, I could make some REALLY good friends.

I’ve helped out loads for events this school year, been invited on nights out, it’s turned into recently being invited over with dh to houses of about 6 families who are close friends.

We were invited to an adult only get together this weekend, which as it turns out, is a sex festival, as Alan Partridge would call it.

I mean, I’m an adult; there’s no awkwardness, I said thanks but that’s not really our thing and everyone was cool, we still in the gang, just not the inner circle of shaggers, but hey, just my luck to have been friendless for years only to find sex people.

Thought this would give someone a laugh on my behalf.

😳

That was dh face when I told him.

Whaaaat?! So how the hell did that play out?? Did they just casually drop it in over a bowl of Pringles and a glass of rose “so do you fancy shagging my husband whilst I watch?!”

Crikey! Well, its nice to be asked? Sort of....!!??

Pretty much, yes.

I went to pick up a box of second hand uniform and had a coffee in the garden.

She said, it’s so great you and dh get along so well with everyone, we all really like you both. We have adults only parities every so often, gets a bit wild in the hot tub but we keep it between ourselves and there are a lot of boundaries, we’d love to include you and dh if you are up for some fun?

I mean, by wild in the hot tub, I’m assuming she didn’t mean pin the tail on the donkey.

I’m 46 and quite fat, I’ll take it as a compliment.

Actually as a sex person I’d love this to accidentally happen 🤣🤣🤣

I am howling😂😂😂

I think you should attend one, just for research purposes 😆 then feed back on here.

I was in the PTA at primary school, no one invited me to these sorts of shenanigans 🤔.

So as a sex person, you wouldn’t feel uncomfortable if someone said no thanks?

I’m not a pearl clutcher, if they all having fun, good on them, it’s just not my sort of thing (and to be fair; she’d already lost me at hot tub 🤢), so I just said thanks but it’s not really our thing and she was like, okay, no worries and we carried on talking. I mean, I did want more details but that might have been rude to ask.

I really like them all, couldn’t give a shit who they who they are shagging.

I accidentally got invited to a sex party. I just thought it was a bbq. I was sat in the kitchen chatting to someone and then realised everyone wa having sex in the giant hot tub. There was a topless chick on roller skates like in a 70's porn.
I kind of went 'oh, Im er going now...'
Sex in hot tubs is not for me. Im very yeasty.

This is why I always say no to hot tubs.

You know what goes on in them. There isn’t enough chlorine in existence.

I love this! Only thing the PTA ever invited me to was a race night - and it was only the horses that were getting ridden. 😳

😂 bloody brilliant!
tbh hopefully you can just move on, be friends and avoid any parties!
and the hot tub. Never set foot in the hot tub 😂

Sex in hot tubs is not for me. Im very yeasty.

😂🤣😂

Ugh what an ick. I’d leg it in panic like Alan but it is kind of comforting to know that with all the shit going on in the world, some people are still having fun I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh my god, I'm dead. 😂

I think you handled it pretty well though. Our PTA is very dull in comparison.

Outbreaks of shigella going crazy...was in the news.

Urgh. I don't want to sit on the bus with people let alone get in the hot tub with them.

Oh my goodness this is hilarious! 😂😂

I read that as “shag-ella”. Which would be quite apt.

Was there pampas grass in the garden and were they serving pineapple?

Lol at pin the tail on the donkey.

My exh went to a dw swapping party with his new gf..
She is now married to his best mate
.
He is married to Attila The Hun post op...
Was bloody gutted tbh..WE never did that!

To be honest, even if I was into it, I think I’d steer clear of school parents.

I mean, I know you have very little to do with other parents at secondary, but it has the potential to go utterly and disastrously tits up when it’s a group of people with kids at the same school.

Could you even imagine if some children found it out?

I think these things are best kept out of school parent friendships, personally.

I fucking love this thread.