Heatwaves aren't subjective, based on the heat you like. This is a heatwave for the UK, whether you're still perfectly happy or not! 🙄
And you totally missed my point earlier (maybe the sun got to your head), in that there are people who detest 28°+ degrees in the UK who are fine with it elsewhere, as the heat is different (with reference to your awful carbon footprint multiple foreign holidays a year).