Last thing you said out loud

[NewLion]

Ok

I'll pick them up Monday thanks bye

Bye

For fuck’s sake

See you later.

That’s me going at Warp Speed

Shall we do the do?

Yes - it actually is dinner time now. The same time as every day. Aren't you lucky? (to the cat who has been trying to persuade me dinner should be in his bowl since 3pm)

Same as on the pet thread.

Are you a tired boy?

STOP IT YOU TWO

I thought it was

Called Outlook a cunt!

I’ve done a bookcase and a couple of pillars

Pockets

“he’s had a very tough week, he’s pleased it’s Friday and he can wind down for a couple of days” (this was said to my DH about the dog, who has definitely not had a tough week as he spends his time lazing around finding sunny spots to nap in)

She will be stuck with the cost of a re-spray herself, won’t she?

Everybody's doing it
(In relation to an ad for yet another cake cupboard in the neighbourhood).

Well if it didn’t smell good, why did you lick it?

(to the cat)

Omg aren’t they just!

I KNEW I did not like Amelie [the film] when I watched it but I could not remember why!!!

(DS1 is on the first day of his holidays and is watching films with French subtitles to practice for his GCSEs).

• we lasted about 16 minutes. Now watching The Crown with French subtitles.

Do you fancy a sherry?

Did she say she could go in the next week or something?

‘ … absolutely hopeless’

No, thanks.

I know it’s non-preferred food but it’s all your getting, and you have plenty of croquettes (said to my picky cat).

100 x 89 cm I think.