Four word horror stories

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inspired by a Facebook post!

Someone at the door
Bent down, trousers ripped
Birthday party at home
soft play on Saturday

It wasnt his head.

Crumbs in the butter.
Knelt down on Lego.
No plans were cancelled.
It’s still fucking January.

Chin hair no tweeezers

Run out of gin!

Reverse camera by accident.

Nigel Farage still alive.

Donald Trump still alive.

Vladimir Putin still alive.

Catherine O’Hara has died.

Big ghost in house.

Big wave, tit out.

Stood on upturned plug.

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's arrived

Text boss by mistake

Congratulations, you're having twins

There is someone outside
your tax is due

The phone is ringing

We have no wine

A replacement bus service

The children are quiet

Farage becomes the PM

The internet is down.

Tell us about yourself

Tonight’s kebab disappointingly small.

Phone rings. Caller: School.

Never trust a fart

No Coke only Pepsi.

Agadoo stuck on loop
Winner winner, pink inside 🤮

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