You have to fight off an alien invasion with whatever is within arm's reach on your right. What will your weapon be?

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A tv remote and newspaper

Cushion or dog!

Large cinnamoroll soft toy

Kindle. Not too bad, at least it's hard

Electric guitar

Glass of wine and a Swiss Army knife. Think I’d be ok 😆

A pair of slippers.
So bend over aliens!

Ear buds, the dog and a pillow.

I win - a small, cute, fluffy dog who identifies as a huge wolf when her humans are threatened. Honestly she’ll have their faces off (ok she’ll bark a bit and then go hide in her crate)

A large sleepy labrador. To be fair his farts could drop a rhino at 10 paces so he may be useful 😷🤢

My female cat. She is quite feisty - I'm in good hands.

A glass of water and a tube of Durex lube. Hopefully he will ‘slip away’ …

Luckily...a glass of water! Works everytime!

A pillow and a fluffy cat 😂

Ear plugs

A 4mm crochet hook. Also yarn snippers. I always make sure I’m prepared for any attack, alien or otherwise😆

An empty coffee mug and a coaster!

My 4yo and my 6mo... I can use my 6mo as bait and watch my 4yo go feral protecting her baby brother. Or she'll give him up to save herself, could go either way tbh....

A coffee mug and a dopey spaniel!

I don’t fancy my chances here…it’s toilet roll.

A TV remote and my cat 😺 😂

Scary sausage dog 😁

I'll be ok I think, got a hefty Marian Keyes book... & a TV remote for backup 😄

I’ve got a badminton racquet and shuttlecock which may be good if only my aim was better!

My son’s passport and some sweet potato peelings.

An Apple Pencil. It might be more use for that as no Bluetooth connection required.