You have to fight off an alien invasion with whatever is within arm's reach on your right. What will your weapon be?

[OneUmberJoker]

A tv remote and newspaper

I have a TV remote and a piece of toast 😊 DH has a candle and a silver fern ashtray thing 😂 We're buggered!

My mum so God help the aliens! They will be toast 😂😂

My handbag😂

Moomin toy and baby changing mat

A polar bear squishmallow. I’m doomed.

My son's scary looking toenails, they really need cutting!

My neighbour's cat.

A cushion. Wooo, pillow fight!

A bread knife

Laptop stand and yoga cushion. I'll distract them with Earth social media and then smother them.

A 50kg dog that's scared of everything and never barks 😂

Failing that, a large hardback book and a circular knitting needle.

Tweezers, nail clippers and a pen. I am safe.

The TV remote and a novel.

Leucillin. Let’s hope it’s a alien race of bacteria 😬

A Jack in the box and a copy of Private Eye. Sadly, I just put the beer bottle in the recycling, bad timing. I'm toast.

My cat. They don’t stand a chance, do they?

A bolster cushion.
I'm dead aren't I.

A lump and the Internet modem 😀

Take that, alien! (Bashes them with a big yellow fluffy cushion 😂)

Why have you kidnapped your neighbour’s cat? Were you anticipating an alien invasion and wanting a feline weapon on hand?

a scented candle from avoca which cost an absolute bomb. no way am i wasting it on aliens!

Bog roll. I'm fucked.

Dh and a pink velvet cushion. DH can smother them with the cushion, I'll supervise from the sofa

A nectarine

A mug of Earl Grey and an all terrain attack spaniel