You have to fight off an alien invasion with whatever is within arm's reach on your right. What will your weapon be?

[OneUmberJoker]

A tv remote and newspaper

(If you’ve seen the Marvel films) maybe kitty could masquerade as a flerken?

The bastard mosquito presently whining round me.

Ironically enough, a packet of space raider crisps

A glass of Laxido...

A box of French fancies…
I could lob them at their head one at a time

Depends how heavy the handbag is.

My miniature poodle.

A Sanderson covered cushion. Take that, aliens!!

TV remote, my sons dinner plate and fork - and my 24yr old son 😂

A Nintendo Switch, a Chromebook, a mug of tea, a bottle of Chanel No5, dog flea treatments, a couple of bills, an A4 notebook, a pen, a crossbody bag (which might contain handy weapons such as keys I guess?), a hoodie, a pair of dungarees and a bra.

I have my laptop table, a side table and an airer all in arm’s reach. 🤣 Left arm would have been much worse, just a pencil case, TV remote and a box of tissues on that side.

A G&T...and a nearly empty one at that! It is in a nice balloon glass though, so if the aliens are rather small I might be able to trap one underneath it like a daddy-long-legs.

A fan, remote control, nail clippers and my glasses case

Silk hair bonnet and a couple of scrunchies. I’m screwed.

A fluffy pac man that makes the pac man noise if you poke his head + sponge bob & Patrick

My cat. She would be absolutely useless unless the aliens smelled of catnip then she would smother them to death by sitting on them. So they would have to be pretty small to be defeated.

A solid glass lamp. But as it’s plugged in behind a table I doubt I’d be able to pull it out in time.

The cat!

The remote, my bank card and my glasses. I've fixed bigger problems with that combo.

My husband and a can of coke zero...

Between my husband and I we stand a (small) chance but not entirely sure what the coke zero will do especially as it's half empty..

OMG. He is adorable 😍

A small, old terrier, and a pillow.
the dog will lure them in by looking all scruffy and cute, then I will smother them each in turn (they will wait patiently like in a Bruce Lee film) with my feather pillow.

An AA road atlas, about A3 size. I fancy my chances.

my dog

A snoring deaf dog, an Emma Bridgewater mug (one of my faves so that's not being used as any weapon) and my glasses. I'm doomed.