You have to fight off an alien invasion with whatever is within arm's reach on your right. What will your weapon be?

[OneUmberJoker]

A tv remote and newspaper

My glass of wine, and a leaflet.

So I guess that sucker is getting paper-cutted to death.

A glass of chilled water and a small fan. I might as well accept my fate.

Plastic glass
cactus

Knitting needles and a lamp

One of the dogs on his bed. He is a massive wuss. Useless! If I really stretch, I could just about reach the lumps of crystal on display on a shelf.

Lego. I like my chances!

A volume of the entire works of Proust 🤣

That should kill the fuckers with one blow!

My kindle and my handbag! Neither of which would be much use, I assume.

Approx 4 takeaway prawn crackers, a hair claw clip and a tube of hand cream. Oh, and my mobile phone.

The cat, poor sod.

I’ll have to bitch slap them with my flip
flops

An Apple and Cinnamon Diffuser

Bottle of water , lamp and a pair of nail clippers!! 🥴 don’t like my chances!!!

A mug of decaf coffee and a tube of antihistamine cream.

The Sky remote 🤣🤣

A pile of laundry - they wouldn't stand a chance

A massive bar of dairy milk and a pillow!

The terrorist terrier. You'll all safe. Based on the savage response to the doorbell, aliens stand no chance

A flatulant dog and a six year old child. I reckon they'd give it their best.

Sky remote and iPhone!

iPad and my 9 month old golden retriever

Siamese cat. She’s a complete wuss and would be utterly useless, though she’s got a very loud miaow.

An elderly Labrador and a peppa pig T-shirt. I’m doomed 😂

A glass of water,a lamp,a tower fan..I'm thinking if the alien has a laser gun..I've had it.

A pair of tweezers and anti mould spray. I could possibly blind them?