What is the most miserable biscuit in existence?

[noblegiraffe]

DH and I are not eating sweet stuff for January and today he commented that he was so fed up with it he would even want to eat a really crap biscuit, so we were debating what that would be.

He reckoned the worst biscuit would be a Nice biscuit, but I think I would much rather eat one of those than a Garibaldi.

Is there a biscuit even more disappointing, that you would be less likely to accept an offer of than a Garibaldi biscuit?

Lincoln. Only the bobbles make it acceptable on the planet. That or lemon bastard puffs or those pink wafer things that are like something you would throw in a cement mixer to add fibres for strength to mortar in a car park - sheesh!

Nasty.

I don't like garibaldi's either. Jaffa Cakes have no place in a biscuit tin. I actually really dislike Oreo's. My kids love them and think they're grim.

Rich Tea.

I'm appalled that Nice are on your poll. They are like crack. You think you don't want them and then just one and....boom!

Hobknobs or Digestives. It’s the texture I can’t get on board with.

a rich tea is also pretty dull but definitely preferable to a digestive.

Those circular or rectangular shortbread 'shortie' biscuits ( not the proper butter finger ones.) In fact anything from one of those big old-fashioned 'tea time selection' packs where all the flavours meld together and taste of cupboard.

I'm rather partial to a Garibaldi. Rich tea have no redeeming features.

Nope, I take it back. Fig Rolls are the worst thing ever 🤮

Now see, I love a Fig Roll. I'm very partial to dates.

Sugar on top but I'm sure they've got coconut in them.

Custard cream.

Lemon bastard puffs 🤣

I really dislike custard creams and jammy dodgers

Maybe only available in Scotland but Abernethy biscuits are soul destroyingly boring.

I quite like a Garibaldi for a car snack or picnic as they are sturdy enough to pop in my handbag.

Plain digestive, so dry!

Love garabaldi rich tea and nice with a cuppa x
Tim tams are the best 👌

Oh I love a garibaldi and a fig roll. Always used to have them at my grandmas so have fond flavour memories.

I'm another one voting for rich tea. The rounded oblong shaped ones are the worst. I’m baffled as to why the worst biscuit in existence needs to exist in two forms!!

Also hate fig rolls. Work of the devil - like a Lincoln biscuit (bleurgh) wrapped around a gritty medicinal paste.

I always thought Nice biscuits were pronounced the same as the city in France.

I love a fresh date but I think dried dates are very overpowering and a funny texture. Also fig rolls are always a bit soft and not biscuity enough for me.

I have never got on board with the Oreo at all. Hard(well ish), sickening and underwhelming. Leave me very unsatisfied.

Had hopes for the peanut butter one but no. Just marginally less shit than the others. DS17 loves them but he's a fool.

Can I add figrolls to the list, mainly as they generally have minced up wasps in them 🤢

@HeadNorth

<b>Now see, I love a Fig Roll. I'm very partial to dates.<b>

and figs, presumably.

Bourbons are horrid

Fig rolls remind me of waxy ears.

Macaroons

I reckon I'm going to be in the minority here, but a hobnob.