Apparently, there's a joke about vegans along the lines of "how do you know someone is vegan? Don't worry, they will tell you"...
Well, at the risk of being that person, my life has recently been changed, and I think it is because I have gone vegan.
I have multiple autoimmune diseases affecting my guts, joints, skin, eyes... It's chronic and disabling.
Last year, I realised chicken seemed to be giving me the shits... and I didn't eat much red meat anyway.... I also have always thought milk was gross, and eggs generally gave me gas. That said, I have spent much of my life eating shit and being obese. With low mobility and all of the illness, it just felt like junk food was a tiny pleasure in amongst a lot of pain.
So I just stopped eating any animal products. And while I love animals, it's not even an especially ethical move, although I am really pleased to now be making a difference. I'm not going to judge anyone over bacon, though - I get it.
Now I eat as much as I want, and whatever I want, but it needs to be vegan, gluten free (coeliac), and I need to be able to understand the ingredients (some of the vegan supermarket dupe stuff just looks like a chemical shit storm). I make all kinds of stews and eat loads of beans, I've never eaten better. I'm super into fermented veg as well.
My inflammatory markers have all gone back to normal, my blood pressure is normal, I'm still fat, but I've lost weight and it is steadily dropping (slowly, but it's not my main goal).
I'm actually delaying my next infusions because I don't need them yet. My hands are usually chronically swollen, with a trigger finger on six joints, and all my rings are falling off.
I have just had a colonoscopy, and for the first time in 20 years, I have a totally healthy bowel. There's literally nothing to report. My last colonoscopy looked like a snapshot of Freddy Krueger's arsecheeks.
I can't quite believe the change, like did I just go into massive remission by chance? It seems too much of a coincidence. I wish I had done this a long time ago.
Also. Heated blanket. I live in an old draughty house, and it's arctic. My heated blanket is amazing.
Finally... I recently tried out an eye mask for sleeping after getting one in a crappy gift set at Christmas. Game changer! I can only assume that my previous frequent waking was because I open my eyes and catch a glimpse of something in the shades of the bedroom, and then I'm up. Since using the eye mask thingy, I sleep deeply, dream deeply, and I'm out, literally gone for a good nine hours a night.
So... if you want to change your life, my tips are , go vegan, get a heated blanket, and wear an eye mask to bed.