Unpopular opinion

[NotADailyMailJournalist]

I'll go first.

You shouldn't have a dog or a baby (or anything else noisy) unless you live in a fully detached property.

And take your antisocial cat with you.

Are we reading the same thread?

Is anyone going to tell @DistinguishedSocialCommentator that "Amborella Distona" is a plant?

If a more successful, married person with a detached house wants my dc they can have them.

😆 I have been telling him to come and tell me what this 'person' is famous for apart from that quote that he made up but he has not come back. Funny that!

Apart from being very lonely and spending your time winding up people on Mumsnet, yeah you're doing great.

What horrible things to say. I'm sure you think you sound very funny or clever but you sound just awful.

This. ^

Ahh I see what you did here.

Telling people to advance search you didn't cause the reaction you'd hoped for, so you've had to spell it out with this post.

You might have to tap the fish tank a bit harder OP.

I'd rather live next to hordes of dogs and babies than someone who routinely bangs nails into wood to annoy the neighbours who are living perfectly normal lives.

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