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What incels reckon makes a good woman:

601 replies

valensiwalensi · 09/04/2024 12:20

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

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VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 14/04/2024 11:46

Comedycook · 14/04/2024 11:30

The only solution for men not thinking things through is for them to start thinking things through.

Exactly! It infantilises men to treat them like they can't think for themselves. It's also a manifestation of the First Rule if women are expected to think for them.

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 14/04/2024 11:52

Tartaniscool · 14/04/2024 11:23

He certainly did, I can see he is regretting not sorting out his contraception. Bit bloody late now though.

That's a "him" problem. I live with lifelong pain caused by a childhood game gone wrong. If we'd been adults playing that game, it would have been my fault as much as the other participant's because the risk of injury was foreseeable to an adult. (As it was, we were children and I blame the adults present for not stopping it.)

Waitingfordoggo · 14/04/2024 12:07

Tartaniscool · 14/04/2024 11:13

I believe it would sting quite a bit having to pay for something you didn't even plan.

But nobody forced that situation upon him. Your colleague didn’t (I assume) tie him up, steal his semen and impregnate herself with it. I have no sympathy for the guy whatsoever 🤷🏼‍♀️

And this still has nothing to do with incels.

TotalAbsenceOfImperialRaiment · 14/04/2024 12:13

Tartaniscool · 14/04/2024 11:13

I believe it would sting quite a bit having to pay for something you didn't even plan.

Life is full of such stings and unplanned expenses. For all of us, not just men.

SinnerBoy · 14/04/2024 12:19

TotalAbsenceOfImperialRaiment

Excellent username!

Nanaof1 · 14/04/2024 16:40

PaperDoIIs · 14/04/2024 11:00

You have an extremely strange and unhealthy obsession with that colleague.

I think someone has a lot of empathy for incels AND is quite obsessed with their colleague. Makes one wonder...

Nanaof1 · 14/04/2024 16:43

PaperDoIIs · 14/04/2024 11:19

You really are an incel's wet dream.

It's almost like a Tinder ad, without bothering with Tinder. facepalm

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:09

Waitingfordoggo · 14/04/2024 12:07

But nobody forced that situation upon him. Your colleague didn’t (I assume) tie him up, steal his semen and impregnate herself with it. I have no sympathy for the guy whatsoever 🤷🏼‍♀️

And this still has nothing to do with incels.

She was however not too careful with her birth control. Deliberately not careful in order to get pregnant. He was probably not really paying attention to contraception. His own fault because now he’s stuck with her.

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:10

Nanaof1 · 14/04/2024 16:40

I think someone has a lot of empathy for incels AND is quite obsessed with their colleague. Makes one wonder...

Never said I have empathy for uncles. I just like to laugh at her and her pathetic little life.

Comedycook · 15/04/2024 13:23

You really need to give the reproductive organs of your colleagues less headspace.

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:26

*incels not uncles

Waitingfordoggo · 15/04/2024 13:26

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:09

She was however not too careful with her birth control. Deliberately not careful in order to get pregnant. He was probably not really paying attention to contraception. His own fault because now he’s stuck with her.

Right. So a stupid man made a stupid mistake.

Can you remind me what this has to do with incels again?

Waitingfordoggo · 15/04/2024 13:28

And I can see that he is ‘stuck with’ a child- hopefully he will be able to find it in himself to be a good father to a child who didn’t ask to be born- but he is not ‘stuck with’ your colleague. He has the freedom to be a single man, while making sure his child is provided for.

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:29

Waitingfordoggo · 15/04/2024 13:26

Right. So a stupid man made a stupid mistake.

Can you remind me what this has to do with incels again?

I thought the incels might want another point for their little list. A condom pricking future single mama might be a good point

Waitingfordoggo · 15/04/2024 13:31

Your colleague didn’t prick a condom though, did she?

Incels have already come up with lots of reasons to hate women, they probably don’t need your help to come up with even more.

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:32

Waitingfordoggo · 15/04/2024 13:31

Your colleague didn’t prick a condom though, did she?

Incels have already come up with lots of reasons to hate women, they probably don’t need your help to come up with even more.

She had an ‘accidental’ pregnancy. It’s basically the same.

Waitingfordoggo · 15/04/2024 13:41

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:32

She had an ‘accidental’ pregnancy. It’s basically the same.

Ok.

Anyway, incels. Dangerous fuckers, aren’t they?

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 14:26

Waitingfordoggo · 15/04/2024 13:41

Ok.

Anyway, incels. Dangerous fuckers, aren’t they?

Yes they are dangerous and if I knew anyone like that I would stay away from them.

Newestname002 · 15/04/2024 14:30

valensiwalensi · 09/04/2024 12:20

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

Ugh!! You have to wonder (if you can be bothered to exspend any energy) what cesspit creatures come from who think like this. May they forever languish there. 🌹

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 15/04/2024 14:51

May they fester in a vat of their own bile for eternity.

NigelHarmansNewWife · 15/04/2024 22:29

The father of Joel Cauchi has said he was frustrated he didn't have a girlfriend but that he had no social skills [to get one].

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 15/04/2024 22:42

Tartaniscool · 15/04/2024 13:32

She had an ‘accidental’ pregnancy. It’s basically the same.

No it's not. She altered her own body, not what he wore on his.

Aswellisnotoneword · 15/04/2024 23:52

NigelHarmansNewWife · 15/04/2024 22:29

The father of Joel Cauchi has said he was frustrated he didn't have a girlfriend but that he had no social skills [to get one].

Right, I'm glad we've stopped talking about someone's idiot colleague in favour of a mass murderer who has made his way through a shopping mall deliberately targeting slim, beautiful, well-heeled women to kill. Because he'd never be able to date one.

I've joked upthread, but in reality incels aren't the least bit funny.

Tartaniscool · 16/04/2024 06:33

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Tartaniscool · 16/04/2024 06:34

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 15/04/2024 22:42

No it's not. She altered her own body, not what he wore on his.

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The outcome was the same . He got stuck with a kid he didn’t want. It was her only option I guess. I can see so many ways that that is going to go wrong.