What incels reckon makes a good woman:

[valensiwalensi]

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

What’s frightening is that there have been a number of attacks on women by incels because they believe that it’s all
wens fault. They can actually be very dangerous. The guys that shot all those people in Plymouth a few years ago was an incel.
So I find this all very worrying, and we definitely shouldn’t be saying “just let them have their fantasies” - sometimes that involves rape and murder 😞

A lot of the time it involves rape.

No need to move when a healthy number of US States are busy doing everything they can to roll back reproductive and individual rights of women.

The problem with this thinking is it's not a genetically inheritable condition, it's rooted in sociological problems, and as it seems to be on the increase that suggests that any Incels dying childless are just going to be replaced by yet more until society understands the question of why some young men veer into this ideology and takes steps to prevent that.

It stands for Fat Upper Pubic Area. I googled this a while ago as someone made a reference to it on social media.

“It's in the shape of an upside-down triangle and extends from your genitals to the top of your pubic hairline. After pregnancy, abdominal surgery, or massive weight loss, excess fat may accumulate in the mons pubis area and create a bulging effect known as FUPA or bulging mons.”

Who knew, right?

I’d be fascinated to know this too

I don’t understand how the “Alpha DOMs” can be followers. If they were really alphas why would they be submitting themselves to another man’s cult?

Trying to think of the male equivalent list….not to reduce the horror of this list, but just to see what would come up!

I certainly believe that @Devilshands was implying that women who are not moody during their period are not real women. I am sure she will come back to this this thread to backtrack. I found her comment very offensive.

Pink labia

FUPA is ‘fat upper pussy area’ 🤦‍♀️ basically a normal mons pubis.

Nope. The poster you quoted was right in her assessment of what I meant. You really do have a bee in your bonnet, don’t you?

Furiously googling incel. 🙈

You must take things incredibly literally.

Don't. It's an infuriating and terrifying rabbit hole.

About your comment yes. Though I am sure you have more than a few bees in your bonnet regarding my subsequent posts

Not really. More just mildly amused.

I tick so many of their boxes 😂🤦‍♀️. I thought the low iron thing might be so that you look pale but who knows?

I came out of a bad relationship before marrying DH and this sounds like his sort of list.

Am fascinated by the coconut thing though...

I don’t understand how the “Alpha DOMs” can be followers. If they were really alphas why would they be submitting themselves to another man’s cult?

It's probably more 'identify as' wannabes

Maybe we should call them 'Amoebas'? Single cel' of incel?

I like the shorted version, Meeb. Sounds apt as it's all about Me.

Look at that Meeb demanding all women have small areolas. He must be so disappointed that the ones who show him attention end up, after weeks of chasing, having saucers. He can of course, be so picky being a Meeb.

Yes it is very funny that she has to prick a condom to bag her man.

It's funny that incels think we'd want to do that to them specifically, or could do it to any man, given that they are present when the condom is applied. Barring one notable case when the woman took the sperm from the condom (so rare that I can remember the names Irons and Stone from something that happened around twenty years ago), the only men who get "tricked" into fatherhood are the ones who decide that contraception is solely the woman's responsibility, which I file under "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

So I tried the coconut thing on my unsuspecting non-incel. Except for crossing the t, that seemed risky. It didn't make the experience any more or less enjoyable than normal, and he didn't seem to notice what had happened.

You're welcome

Is the bubblegum the colour of the litmus paper that turns pink if the balance is right?

If I can be bothered or I don't forget I might try it using wingdings.

What is the coconut reference? I’ve worked out the ph bubblegum riddle so need answers!