What incels reckon makes a good woman:

[valensiwalensi]

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

Fucking hell. Honestly speechless. It's like one of those housewife manuals from the 50s but worse.

I'm pleased to say that I fall down on at least half of that list

You just need to read the thread like the rest of us did, and you'll find out.

I have read it but it’s quite long so may have missed it. All I can see is that you have to move your hips to spell it out but that doesn’t make sense unless I’m missing something. Because of the T.

This is in line of my question to MNers! LOL!

Okay MNers, truth time. No need to be embarrassed here.

How many of you, while reading this thread on your phone, laptop, etc., moved your waist/pelvis around trying to spell out c-o-c-o-n-u-t? Raise your hand if you are one! 🖐

I admit it! I tried. Of course, now I need a long soak in the bath to ease my poor muscles that went where they haven't been for a long time!👀🛁

Oh my days

In lowercase
♍︎□︎♍︎□︎■︎◆︎⧫︎

In uppercase
👍︎⚐︎👍︎⚐︎☠︎🕆︎❄︎

Good luck.

The stupid prize is being saddled with a woman they don't want so yes I guess so.

The stupid prize is being saddled with a woman they don't want so yes I guess so.

Oh yeah, because no man ever has simply fucked off at hearing the words "I'm pregnant ".

Honestly if you base your entire personality on the fact you can't get laid, it seems rather pointless to be worrying about women trying to trap you into fatherhood

When did I say that? I was actually referring to my colleague who had an 'accidental' pregnancy after 4 months of knowing the guy. Yeah right. He does not look happy at all now 😂

You seem quite invested in the lives of your colleagues and ex-colleagues @Tartaniscool 😂 Hard to see what relevance any of it has to a thread about incels.

Sometimes I like to watch a car crash unfold. Figurately speaking. I was just giving the incels some more tips on what they don't want in a woman.

You have an extremely strange and unhealthy obsession with that colleague.

They get a baby they didn’t want (and the expense that goes with it)- they don’t have to be ‘saddled’ with a woman they don’t want.

Unless your colleague’s guy has no control at all over where his ejaculate ends up, he could have prevented an unwanted pregnancy by not having sex with your colleague 🤷🏼‍♀️ Surely he knows no contraception is 100% reliable?

Men don't always think these things through like women do. True. But she will be in his life always. She decided to trap him. I never said he was not responsible but she was the devious one here. She was never going to earn much cash so she decided to access his.

I like to laugh at her. What's strange about that? It would be weirder if I didn't laugh at her. I felt sick everyday at the thought of working with that bully, now I just prefer to laugh at her.

Yes, parents have to financially support their children. That's good isn't it.

I believe it would sting quite a bit having to pay for something you didn't even plan.

Child maintenance is for a child who exists. It's not a punishment or a reward for either parent. Both planned and unplanned children need to eat.

I totally agree, but his face is just like a smacked arse now. 😂

You really are an incel's wet dream.

If he wasn't using condoms then he played a stupid game and won a stupid prize.

No man should trust a woman's contraception if he doesn't want kids. That's not misogyny, it's recognition of the fact that contraception can and does fail, some women are willing to lie about their pregnancy intentions, and abortion is rightly her decision alone.

I don't think the incels would like me because they don't like women in general and this holds by definition.

He certainly did, I can see he is regretting not sorting out his contraception. Bit bloody late now though.

Men don't always think these things through like women do.

That sounds like a "men" problem to me.

She decided to trap him.

It takes two to shag. He chose to make her solely responsible for his risk of fatherhood. When is a trap not a trap? When you yourself help to set it prior to walking into it.

The only solution for men not thinking things through is for them to start thinking things through.