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Bill splitter karma

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Payforyourowndinner · 02/04/2024 23:25

I wanted to share this as often read stories on here of people getting stung by people insisting on splitting the bill when they’ve gone all out on cocktails and steak.

I went out with work tonight, and don’t go often. I was driving so no drink but did have a starter, main, and dessert.

There is a person who works for the company but not on my team who often hears about meals out and adds himself on. No one ever stops him. He does get on with some of the men on my team so all good, but he does go for the steak, wine, sides etc and insists on splitting and folks are too scared to challenge him for some reason. Now as he’s not on my team he’s not on my team WhatsApp group so I put it out there on the chat I wouldn’t be splitting, just paying for my own. A few added that they’d much prefer to do that (and a few of the newer staff are on a lower wage). No one updated the other man (why would they?) so out we went, all ordered. Some preferred one course with water, others the same as me. Some shared wine. He ordered- (I made a note as it was crazy)
bread and oil
A starter
bottle of Rioja
main (steak and chicken)
two sides
dessert
2 pints.
Now, I’m all for going for it, fill your boots, but pay for it.
The bill came, he said “usual is it?”, I said what do you mean, he said well spilt like always. I took so much delight in telling him that we had all decided to pay for our own, times are hard and we have junior members etc. Oh the face, the face!! He said he would never have ordered what he did if he knew we weren’t splitting and I took great delight in saying “you wouldn’t have ordered what you did if you knew you’d have to pay for it all yourself? Didn’t you see some had one meal and a glass of water?”
As we paid the bill I also made sure that they took our payments before his so he couldn’t wangle. He was so red, he paid and left without saying a word.

I can’t believe the cheek of some people.
hope it will make him think twice. I understand friends splitting bills but why would he assume colleagues from other teams would want to pay for his dinner.

I wanted to share the little win. When I was a junior I wouldn’t have stood up to him either, but menopause does things to a woman.

OP posts:
DrFoxtrot · 02/04/2024 23:28

Fabulous 👏

This is wasted in 'Other Subjects' and should be in Chat for others to enjoy!

BaronessBomburst · 02/04/2024 23:30

Bumping so others see this! 😀

DarkForces · 02/04/2024 23:33

👏 Can't believe he actually admitted he expected other people to subsidise him. What a cheeky wanker

BusterGonad · 02/04/2024 23:36

How much was his bill out of interest.

Zebracat · 02/04/2024 23:37

Fucking hell, the entitlement on him to actually admit he hadn’t intended to pay for his own food. Well done for speaking up . Genius.

Crochetablanket · 02/04/2024 23:38

Bloody brilliant!

RosiePosieCantLogIn · 02/04/2024 23:39

Love it 😂

R41nb0wR0se · 02/04/2024 23:39

And he shall forever more be known as "Freeloader Fred"... honestly, such a CF! Well done OP!

fearfulexchange · 02/04/2024 23:40

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
What an absolute prick!

DoYouSmokePaul · 02/04/2024 23:40

This so amazing. I would love to have seen it, I bet it was delicious to wipe the smug smirk off his face! What a greedy, stingy arsehole.

MzHz · 02/04/2024 23:41

oh this Sooo needs to be in chat!

SureLook · 02/04/2024 23:43

Well done 👏🏻 it INFURIATES me when people try and do that!

Moonshine5 · 02/04/2024 23:44

Brilliant

Imnotarestaurant · 02/04/2024 23:44

What did he actually say?

Muchtoomuchtodo · 02/04/2024 23:48

Fabulous!

Payforyourowndinner · 02/04/2024 23:48

Oooo @mnhq can this be moved to chat. In my excitement I couldn’t think of where to add it.

@BusterGonad £83 or thereabouts. Someone else’s was £25, and he just didn’t get it!

OP posts:
BearlyUp · 02/04/2024 23:48

Superb work Op! I hate cheeky fuckers like this. Another one interested to know what his part of the bill came to.

Deathbyfluffy · 02/04/2024 23:50

Imnotarestaurant · 02/04/2024 23:44

What did he actually say?

Read the OP and you’ll find out!

Payforyourowndinner · 02/04/2024 23:50

@Imnotarestaurant “but we always split” I just said “do we, I don’t come often, but I know my team don’t want to” and watched as he got redder (that could have been the wine though!)

OP posts:
betterangels · 02/04/2024 23:51

This is so brilliant, OP. I love it.

CornishTiger · 02/04/2024 23:54

Viva strong menopausal women showing the younger women you can be both confident, fair and right! Ha

redastherose · 02/04/2024 23:54

Brilliant 😁 well deserved Karma!

Payforyourowndinner · 02/04/2024 23:55

He will be put off from going out with our team I hope

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Headstarttohappiness · 02/04/2024 23:55

This is absolutely brilliant.

I trust that you will have many people quietly congratulating you at work tomorrow. I hope you’re not WFH!

SleepEatSnoozeRepeat · 02/04/2024 23:57

Oh well done op! I hope this will give the junior team members some confidence to carry on this new tradition! The man sounds insufferable.

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