When your house is just too too tasteful

[Ginmonkeyagain]

What the hell is going on here? This is an absolute horror show of beige and bland tastefulness.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143960609#/?channel=RES_LET

The owner might be on here.. what's with all the house bashing?
Get a life.

I bet there's a couple of Orphans with wooden bowls and a 3 legged dog in the basement

I like aspects of it but the whole thing is too much of the same, I'd be screaming for colour.

I'd love it if tge venetian plastering didn't make it look like the walls were dirty.

Makes sense, I was thinking it looked like a posh catalogue backdrop or film set. Its very world of interiors magazine styled.

Prescot in Merseyside? I didn't see that link.

It's just been overly designed and clearly by someone who is never going to live in it. It shows you the problem with having an interior designer.

I like it, not quite sure on the paintwork, but it's definitely been dressed for the photos. It reminds me of a French country/rustic house.

I don't dislike neutral...but really just don't like this style of decor at all! It could be such a beautiful home!

This. And it looks like it's been filled with AI objects. The jars and clothes just look so weird.

I think someone recently posted that their estate agent filed an empty flat using AI and the current tenant has styled it differently which was possible causing issues with viewings.

Somewhere there is a cupboard that looks like this

Well I love it. But then life would be boring if we all liked the same thing.

Two friends who had kids with their separate partners then got together to create a business.

As decor goes I wouldn't choose it but compared to some of the complete shit holes I've viewed recently it looks good!
It's clean (bonus!) tidy (bonus!) and you could just move it, sort your belongings out and relax.
I am always slightly uncomfortable when people post Rightmove links on here to criticise other people's property. I would be gutted if I clicked the link and it was my house being torn to shreds!

Oh come on now! I love colour but that is hardly a horror show.😂

It looks very badly designed downstairs. It looks like to access the kitchen you have to go through the family room, why no direct access from the hall.

Which means if you want the loo you have a heck of a treck from from the kitchen

Ad surely a boot room should have direct access to outside not traipsing through the house ?

Ahh come on now by posting it online for rent as a holiday home you are literally inviting comment and judgement.

I reckon they could offer it for filming Handmaids Tale

Did they get a job lot of old fashioned hessian potato sacks and run the up as blinds

I think Mother Earth and her family live here. I couldn’t sleep with all those logs under the stairs

The spiders in that understairs wood store thing would be absolutely bloody enormous

I enjoyed that so much! Especially the rags hanging on the hooks and the too high children's cook shelves.

They are in the clothes catalogue for the company the home owners 2 run. 😂

It is a beautiful period house, and considering what they could have done to it, this beigefest is actually quite a relief.

Right? I bet it's spider-maggedon come the autumn

Personally don’t like it too brown, muted and earthy! Maybe for a “calming” room but not a whole house

I’d need some colour injected somewhere otherwise I’d feel sad and depleted of energy if I lived there!