When your house is just too too tasteful

[Ginmonkeyagain]

What the hell is going on here? This is an absolute horror show of beige and bland tastefulness.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/143960609#/?channel=RES_LET

It's absolutely beautiful!

I agree @Ginmonkeyagain its depressing. It reminds me of ‘a series of unfortunate events’. Those children’s bedrooms are horrendous

Love it. Would love a house that perfect.

Hahaha!!!

My hope is that the Sad Beige woman does this house as I could do with a good laugh.

I don't hate it, but I find it odd how all the rooms are exactly the same. I would worry that I was becoming colour blind after a day or two.

It definitely looks like it has a filter on - even the white are not proper whites. It would look so much better with fresh white walls.

Whether you like the colour scheme or not, I think the matching clothes are interesting. My friend does this. Her colour scheme for the house (not the same as this and not so matching between rooms) is the same as clothes that suits her family and she buys them (young). It has the effect that even clothes that are strewn around on the furniture match and look good. I sometimes wish I had the patience to do something similar!

I think is wonderful but I'm but I'm a self confessed beige /milky coffee decor lover. I even have pets that match my walls, floors and sofas I get palipations about bold colours and shiver jazzy pattened wallpaper in houses.

the pictures have clearly been filtered to within an inch of their lives, all using the same one. There's a chronicles of narnia book that looks colourless in the pics which is much brighter in real life plus I've never seen beige lemons like those piled up in the pantry.

And here are previous sale details
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/england-101341301-11766328?s=097ec2d743717130573e1f017c5eb26dace5d29360e7948e580565479cf63af5#/media?id=media2

shows the picture with the black sofa, was sold in 2021 abd obvs refurbished. I bet it's an air bnb

God I'm good...
https://abnb.me/jtWrhiWlHHb

so nobody lives in it, it's staged pics for airbnb. The owners have a "lifestyle business" called the simple folk which appears to sell children's clothing of a similar style abd aesthetic

and
it featured in Country Homes according to the blurb so it's probably those pictures

Wow what a waste of a house.

Hope they pay business rates or empty home premium council tax.

Because you dont like their decor?

I love it! I spied a gorgeous painting on one of the walls looks a bit like a Joan Eardley. I love the atmosphere of it all. I mean I could never maintain that especially if I moved in with my savage, wall-scribbling, Disney mad kids 😂 but one can dream!

Oh my god! They ruined such a lovely house! What a crime.
Also - I just don't get why the current people have those dirty brown rags everywhere, even on the beds?

No, because the poster above me said no one lives in it, it’s used for pictures.

I reckon its been staged by an AI app.

It’s strange.

theres no telly, no microwave, no fridge or freezer and no kettle?! At least not that I can see.

also no plug sockets, well none that are obvious anyway.

Wow they did ruin it; depressing. Previously looked like a high end Edwardian house. Now it looks like a hovel!

It's probably been said loads already, but I declare this house Geri-Soon-To-Be-Ex-Horner Beige.

All of those logs! You could put a toilet under the stairs and make your own real logs! That would be much better use of the space.

Oh just looked at the before photos. It was much more of a home. I don't like the update at all.