Christian Horner

[imhappytoday98]

Red bull formula one boss
What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

I’m thinking finger too, but tbh either way it absolutely grosses me out. It’s clearly taken with intent in a bathroom so tbh I really don’t think one is that much worse than another…

Can you put a bit of vaseline on the end and re-post please?

Who has leaked the Geri is having a massive meltdown story?

I really wish I hadn't clicked on that photo now!

Damn, not glistening enough

It shows how sad my life is that I am ridiculously proud to have said first about it being a "glistening finger" 😂👑

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@Prawncow ha ha ha

I also agree with it.

@Prawncow are they pinkie or winkie..? 😂😂

Take that crown and claim yourself as the Glistening Finger Queen

You absolute fucking legend 👑 😁

Is it a finger presenting as a penis?

I think it resembles a weenis more than a penis.

A wiener

@AndiOliversGlasses

I want to make this point to you.
Not knowing spag,/ knowing spag is not, I repeat, not a sign of intelligence /lack of.

How could it be?
It's a sign of being well taught. Do you realise how many children right now leave primary school unable to even read?. Let alone understand spelling and grammar!
I would go so far as to say, trying to say poor spag is a sign of weak intellect is a sign of weak intellect in itself. Because with the Internet we all know about undiagnosed sen and the crap UK education system.

*re Christian honey.... You can have poor spag be a writer who engages a reader. Clearly he is not a writer who engages a reader.

I don’t know but I think they’re cocktail sized.

It’s giving Edward penishands

Do we think this thread’ll get ‘pulled’…?

Omfg🤣🤣

This is def getting funnier. The Edward Willy fingers 🤣🤣🤣

Like his pinger?

Eventually

Do you realise how many children right now leave primary school unable to even read?. Let alone understand spelling and grammar!

But isn’t this why you pay for private school?

😂this thread

Can always trust MN to prick the pomposity of males who think they’re untouchable

Untouchable is exactly how I think of sleazy men so they are possibly right there, just not how they’d like to think

Hilarious in the meantime

I’m on a name change for this thread purely for the japes of the username

I'm guessing the horn of Horner has given more joy and delight here in one day than it has given in all of its entire previous existence!

Which is worse, I wonder... a finger that looks like a dick or a dick that looks like a finger?