Christian Horner

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Red bull formula one boss
What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

God! This is going to torment us for decades like all those other great unsolved mysteries like the Loch Ness Monster, whatever happened to the Lindbergh baby and was Bobby Ewing's alien abduction REALLY just a dream???

There was a round on Taskmaster called 'sausage or finger'. Maybe Horner wanted to play too.

I can only imagine the confusion that women must have felt when he approached them saying 'pull my finger!'.......

Who shot JR????!!!!

This is right up there with those unsolved mysteries! #teamtodger

Red bull never gave that sorry specimen of a todger wings

I'm not sure what's worse. Having a penis that looks like a finger, or fingers that look penises.

It’s the new Leg or frankfurter?

#teamtiredreddigit

If that is all that Geri had to come home to then I am sure she was out finding someone to play Mellors to her Lady Chatterley on their Cotswold estate.....

After some wine & g&ts on a Friday night I fear some of us may lower the tone of this thread 😁

Is it a finger presenting as a penis?

What kind of extra shite journalism (word used very loosely) by the Daily Fail not to include the Mumsnet classics such as:

@ChristianHornersGlisteningFinger
Horny Pencil Dick Horner
The Horn Meister
Horner's jizzy finger
Is it a dick, is it a pinkie, no it's Christian Horner's spunky finger dick
Jelly Halliwell
Helly Jalliwell

🙄

It's a pinger!

Definitely do not play with the brightness and contrast of the wiener picture. That thing comes into sharp focus

😂😂

Where have people read the messages? I really am intrigued to see them...! Thanks

What say you? Pinkie or penis?

No wonder she'd rather have a bowl of coco pops, EA if you happen to come across this thread after reading the DM article then we'd all love it if you could pop over to the AMA board and start a thread. Alternatively pop over to the legal board because I can't see dick pics going down well at an employment tribunal.

😁😁😁 Brilliant

At first I thought finger then rotated my phone and I'm thinking it's his dick 🤔 😂

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Or is it a fick?

All this trouble cos Horny wants to f*k with his fick

Okay I’m up for a game of winkie or pinkie. Taken over a coir mat as I don’t have grout that needs cleaning but figured this was equally as unpleasant.

His hand. Definitely pingerish.

Definitely a finger - hold your ipad or phone at arm’s length and narrow your eyes. The finger becomes clear from knuckle to nail.

I think it is a finck. As in

Geri to CH 'What is all this crap I am reading about your PA?'

CH to Geri ' It is nuffinck darling!'

Geri to CH 'Well it must be sumfinck or it wouldn't be all over the press!'

CH to Geri 'But babe, don't throw away everyfinck! I might lose my job and I don't want to lose my marriage too!'

What kind of shit phone does billionaire CH have, that doesn't even focus?