Christian Horner

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What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

Thank you for your dedication to the cause.

I'm not sure he'll ever live this down - Horny Pencil Dick Horner has a good ring to it.

Does anyone have access to one of those AI photo apps that clear up blurry pics? Enquiring minds need to know...

If we had an email address we could ask him for clarification.
So Christian, pinkie or winkie?

There was also a pic of a beef pie. All these references to pie.....you know what that means 😂

I'm thinking that's a finger, looking at the pic you can just see the knuckle of the finger next to it in shot. It's not the whole finger, but from the knuckle up.

I’m late to the party! But that’s definitely a dick!

The Jury Jelly is out

Hmm the American pie thing could be about the movie where the guy puts his finger in the apple pie....so maybe it is a finger after all.

He definitely thinks the blurry look brings a little class to his image…interestingly, his blurry head looks pretty red here. Maybe when blurred he goes redder? Could explain an overly red finger…

Old Bell End?

And actually from his point of view it's a sad state of affairs if people aren't sure if it's a pinkie or a penis.🤔

Oh finger dick, finger dick, Christian Horner you’re a dirty prick

Something about this guy always gave me the ick…now I know why! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@Villagetoraiseachild howling 🤣

I think it is his wee willy winkie because he has long, thin fingers whereas this isn't long and it defo gets a bit thicker at the side of the pic where it would be 'attached'. Can't see any knuckles either. As for it being a nail, could it not be the glans but just crap focus?? Christian Porner is a total let down in that department!

Erm, in the American Pie film, it's definitely not his finger that Jim puts in the pie...

Oh...Jesus I must have blocked that out. I stand corrected then, dick it is!

No closer to solving Willygate?

This is making me howl with laughter!

Top left looks like a knee in a slightly squatted stance, would one assume this position to show off their finger?

It’s possible

in our house he’s known as ‘slimey spice’…courtesy of my DD. She’s referred to him as this for a couple of years.

and that ain’t no finger pic!!!

FGS! The guy can't even take a decent pic of his pinkie/percy!

Google lens says no results for this image 😂

I think it is bigger than his finger but not epic 'Weak at the knees at the sight of the butcher's enormous joint' material! Sort of more chipolata than chopper!