Christian Horner

[imhappytoday98]

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What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

At first I thought it was a finger but it isn’t when you look properly and it makes sense when you think about it, why would he send a picture of his finger in the first place glistening or not! It doesn’t make sense! #teamdicknotfinger

I am on 12.9 inch iPad Pro and I can see the finger nail clearly. There is no mistaking it, it’s as clear as the nail on my own hand.

I think some people are on phones, or some low resolution screen so can’t see it.

I've seen a few - but never seen one that goes all thin at the end like that, he doesn't appear to have much of a helmet - is that normal?

DH says it looks like a burnt finger, so we're no further on here!

No-one is going to want to shake his hand now 🤣(or any other part of him, if they have any sense!)

If this thread goes to part 2, can we have a poll at the top?
Winkie or pinkie.

I've just tried googling a picture of his hands to try and compare....clearly I need to get a life.

Yes we need to put it to the vote.

Ladies, please. Come on now.

That. Is. A. Dick. Pic.

This thread is making me cry with laughter! 😂

🤣🤣🤣 Maybe that can be the thread title too @DiamondGazette . LOVE it!

It's definitely a finger.
Nobody send that pic if it was a "dick pic"

I can't speak for your DH of course, but I've definitely seen a lot more close-up dicks than my own partner has.

I'm Team Finger.

This is getting funnier and funnier. Who’d have thought so much entertainment to be had from such sleaze

No, I didn’t actually.

The dick vs finger debate is really making me laugh.

Maybe we should start a new thread over on aibu?

AIBU to think this red, pulsating, rock hard, jizz covered image is a finger? And attach a poll 😎

Why would he send a pic of his finger though? There's nothing erotic about a finger. He's just got a really slender pencil penis. I've googled photos of his hands and his fingers are quite stubby and fat.

Yes, I've had too much internet today

Must admit on my phone without my glasses it looks like a blurry dick and I feel at my advanced age I've definitely seen a few, though generally less blurry ones

Now I'm on the fence - maybe it's a blurry dick?

Maybe he thinks the Jizz makes it erotic.

Properly roaring here. And my son just asked me what I am laughing at. Its ok, he is 22, so I told him.

’fraid so. You can’t get away from bloody email / WhatsApp anywhere now.

And me 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe it was meant to be a spunky finger @DiamondGazette ?