Christian Horner

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What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

😂 the internets next big viral challenge

It's very red for a finger... I can nearly feel it pulsating!

Me too... the more I look, the less sure I get.

That grouting needs a damn good clean.

I'm still dithering between finger or dick.

I know, I think because it's shiny and a bit blurry.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, is it a dick....who knows.

It’s a shame Geri has flown over there as that suggests an attempt to repair.

If I were her I would have dug my Union Jack dress out, put it on and paraded around with tall cans in the air, sent him a firm message. She would have regained a modicum of respect that way.

Unfortunately I reckon we will a Little Britain-style announcement about how they’re sticking together. Or they’ll lay low and hope it all goes away.

Maybe the Daily Mail can investigate this for us.. They are obviously very invested in this thread too.
DM moles on here can you put us out of our misery & dig deep to find out is it a hard red pulsating penis or finger🙏

I'm not sure I can see the nail. I think that may be the head with shiny reflections due to the glistening

Even looks like there's a spot about a third of the way from the top

What are you doing?!?
Now I'm going to have to go back and look at it again!
🤮

Surely the fact it’s being considered “sensitive content” is all we need to know?! You don’t sensor a shiny finger 😂

That is one hundred percent an uncircumcised penis! I cannot believe I've seen Christian Horner's knob

If you have high enough resolution you can see the finger nail. It’s absolutely a finger.

Think I need my reading glasses

I think finger... you can see the ridges from his knuckles. But I'm not certain...
Hey, DM! Can we get a quote from Geri as to whether that's his dick or his finger?

Agreed 💯 its definitely his todger in full glory.

Daily Mail used the have an article on their website - Sloth or pain au chocolate?
Not sure we needed that replaced by winkie or pinkie tbh

FFS that’s a damn erect dick! I’m eating my dinner! Boak.

I only clicked on it as most people said a finger so thought it probably must be!

The ‘nail’ outline is the helmet and it’s covered in jizz. Have people not seen dicks before!!

I agree. Someone said earlier she had told him to 'make it go away', presumably so they could put on a united front and brazen it out.

And up until the email leak, he still had plausible deniability, hence his strutting around track yesterday.

But now it's just an embarrassing mess. Also, if she stays with him she will be pitied.

I think it's a finger, but why is it so wide? And wet? Why would you send a picture of a wet finger? The mind boggles!

I think some of his "team" might be moonlighting on this thread trying to assert some level of damage control hence "the finger" 🤣

Vain vain bastard to think anyone would want to receive a picture of either.

ooh Mr Horny Horner you are such a catch!

It's a glistening finger! You can see the nail surely - I was right before!! 😁

DH, thinks it's his knob. And whilst, I wouldn't normally need to post my DHs opinion on here, he probably does have the slight edge on me on this subject.

It's just so predictable that men like that never change. She's no doubt younger than him, younger than Geri and no doubt his next one will be younger than this one too.

Those poor kids!

You do know that many planes have wifi nowadays, don’t you?