How can I make this 'Bulge Cake' look more realistic?

[IMakeCrapCakes]

Don't ask but I made this cake on request. I am not a baker, just someone who makes cakes for friend's birthdays. This is for a friend but he's closer to other friends than me and they asked me for this design.

I wanted to do the trousers/shorts grey but I couldn't get the colour right so decided on white.

I was thinking, could I put some creases in somehow? So it looks a bit less 'cartoony'?
Would you know what it was meant to be?
TIA.
(Yes I've name changed). It's only a bit of fun, people know I am not a cake decorator! I've made 'novelty' cakes for a few different people but how 'wrong' they look is just part of it!

I love your cakes, you’re the naive/ folk artist/ baker of the cake world.

Hm, I didn't think of this. Next time I have a 'cock and balls' related cake situation I will try two sugar paste eyes.
This is obviously very important and an oversight (see what I did there) on my part.

I feel like I need to know more about why this is
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Where's our laughter reaction gone?!

Oh my goodness laughing and crying 😂

What does the person who this is for do for a living?

Tree Surgeon! Forester?

Or just possibly, exotic fungi farmer 🤣

A fortune teller? Or a geography teacher? 🤣

Person who drops nuclear bombs?

One of you is right! Which gives me hope that it looks SOMETHING like it is supposed to look! 😆

🤣 most obvious answer of course. No. I find nuclear bombers are usually more 'flan' type people. 😉😆

I’m planning a triple bday cake, but don’t have your pizazz! I’m thinking more about the flavours 🤣

Triple layered?

Chocolate

Lemon an elderflower (or vanilla)

Orange/citrus

White chocolate and coconut

Salted caramel

(I should think you'd get some good flavours from reddit or similar)?

Another classic, I think it's for a fortune teller

It’s a boy that’s all about chocolate, his girlfriend who’s more varied in her tastes, and me. Elderflower is a good call. I was planning chocolate, lemon and rose, and a third yet to be decided. Elderflower would be good.

Shape? Loaf cakes arranged like a triangle? Three intersecting circles? Cup cakes all mixed in?

yours could be for the illustrator of the Pooh Bear books. It’s a very Pooh Bear tree!

I like the idea of a triangle! Maybe a pyramid sort if possible! I can't remember what occasion it was for but I made an elderflower cake some time ago and it went down very well!

Is it? I have no idea and I now need to look that up!

Oh yes! You are very 3d aren’t you? It wouldn’t have occurred to me to make a pyramid! That’s a plan!

https://news.airbnb.com/a-house-fit-for-disneys-winnie-the-pooh-in-the-original-hundred-acre-wood/

Aww that is a thing of dreams! How lovely!

I was never much into Winnie the Pooh. I couldn't get past that he was named after, well, poo... Or figure out why!

Am I?That's good to know! You have to take a photo and add it to this thread!

Some more guesses please. I am surprised and very pleased that one poster has guessed correctly so far.

I sent the same photo to a friend and got something to the lines of 'TF is that?!' 😆

I expect this has been eaten, now! Did they recognise the intent?

I’m still guessing tree surgeon, though. This weekend my cake making is happening, actually more likely Friday. I’m using a yogurt recipe, and the three flavours we already talked about.

I think its a crystal ball.

OP- are you a Henry Moore fan? It looks like one of his sculptures!