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Fuck cunting arse shit bollocks

143 replies

StroppyTop · 11/01/2024 15:16

Just a reminder that we can swear on here - no need for asterisks or leaving letters out. Looks so twee.

You’re fucking welcome.

OP posts:
notthesamename · 11/01/2024 15:19

But is it necessary?

Wink Grin

Flatpackedboxes · 11/01/2024 15:20

Absofuckinglutely. Pisses me right off seeing the little stars!

bendypines · 11/01/2024 15:21

More tea, vicar?

Devilsmommy · 11/01/2024 15:22

🤭🤭🤭 cue much pearl clutching. Excellent thread title btw

MadamVastra · 11/01/2024 15:23

What a bunch of judgey cs you are
🤭

MadamVastra · 11/01/2024 15:24

Well that worked well

MadamVastra · 11/01/2024 15:24

I can't even do the fucking asterisks!!!!!

PossumintheHouse · 11/01/2024 15:25

Clicked on this thread purely because I’d never seen a five-word title consisting only of swear words before.

WashedUpHasBeen · 11/01/2024 15:25

fuck yeah

CreateHope · 11/01/2024 15:25
Me Me Me Fainting GIF by Archie Comics

😳

TeeBee · 11/01/2024 15:25

I just read your title and thought 'she sounds like my type of gal'. 100% agree.

WhatTheHeckyPeck · 11/01/2024 15:25

notthesamename · 11/01/2024 15:19

But is it necessary?

Wink Grin

Sometimes it fucking is, yes.

CatamaranViper · 11/01/2024 15:26

My favourite author has a character that is well known for having a foul mouth and has a brilliant sweary insult generator on his website:
https://jdkirk.com/the-bob-hoon-insult-generator/

Just if anyone wants some new phrases to use!

The Bob Hoon Insult Generator - JD Kirk

https://jdkirk.com/the-bob-hoon-insult-generator

LooksLikeIPickedTheWrongWeekToQuitDrinking · 11/01/2024 15:26

notthesamename · 11/01/2024 15:19

But is it necessary?

Wink Grin

Oftentimes it's very fucking necessary, when other words just do not suffice for the level of shittiness that one is attempting to express.

Thanks for the PSA, OP.

Arse.

Shade17 · 11/01/2024 15:26

ODFOD 😁😁

AyeRightYeAre · 11/01/2024 15:26

Best bloody thread title I have seen all fucking day.

TooBigForMyBoots · 11/01/2024 15:37

You're a cute hoor @StroppyTop.Grin

momager1 · 11/01/2024 15:38

I seriously just spit my tea laughing!!! THAT is awesome. For some of you non pearl clutching mummies may I recomend a book. and an amazing audio read by samuel l jackson. Please do NOT have volume on if littles are around. I actually bought my son inlaw this book when our first grandchild was born.

kittylion2 · 11/01/2024 15:44
Oh No Wtf GIF by LilLetsOfficial

Oh no! (Faints)

blackpanth · 11/01/2024 15:47

Fucking too rights!

blackpanth · 11/01/2024 15:47

Bollocks

DappledThings · 11/01/2024 15:49

Too fucking right

NYnewname · 11/01/2024 15:50

@CatamaranViper

Love Bob Hoon!

Rainydaze79 · 11/01/2024 15:52

For fucks sake. Wish I'd known this earlier.

Jux · 11/01/2024 15:54

You can do initial letters though for longer phrases like

*fottfsofawygtfosm"

I fucking love that one.

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